Felixstowe Docks in trouble?

mewbie_2

FungusFighter wrote: »

Strewth mate, you could have just posted a link to say their fewked! :rotfl:

But mate, you've just quoted the whole thing in reply! When you use Quote, you can edit the stuff in between... to shorten the message maybe?

mewbie_2

PasturesNew wrote: »

Poor pickles

Don't write him off yet PN. He's been there since the old clipper ships used to sail in, he's probably going to be there for ever more.

FungusFighter

mewbie wrote: »

But mate, you've just quoted the whole thing in reply! When you use Quote, you can edit the stuff in between... to shorten the message maybe?

You're missing the point love, it was soooooo good it was worth repeating :beer:

Speaking of which, you up for a quickie this arvo? I've finsihed the antibiotics. and the pub isn't open for another hour...;)

mewbie_2

FungusFighter wrote: »

You're missing the point love, it was soooooo good it was worth repeating :beer:

Speaking of which, you up for a quickie this arvo? I've finsihed the antibiotics. and the pub isn't open for another hour...;)

If you're after some internet sex maybe you could try the Moneysavers. There could be someone just right for you in there.

FungusFighter

mewbie wrote: »

If you're after some internet sex maybe you could try the Moneysavers. There could be someone just right for you in there.

Yeah, right, you come on all nicey nicey and now you don't want to know, lesbian :rotfl:

mewbie_2

FungusFighter wrote: »

Yeah, right, you come on all nicey nicey and now you don't want to know, lesbian :rotfl:

I can safely assure you sir that I am not a lesbian. For once I need to use a smiley. :eek:

Lotus-eater

mewbie wrote: »

I can safely assure you sir that I am not a lesbian. For once I need to use a smiley. :eek:

I thought you were a man until you talked about the tight jeans episode in the shop. Even then I wasn't sure

FungusFighter

mewbie wrote: »

I can safely assure you sir that I am not a lesbian. For once I need to use a smiley. :eek:

Gone off you now Pickles is my gal :T

Anyone know where the fewk Felixstowe is anyway? Keep meaning to look it up but don't want to waste good drinking time :beer:

mewbie_2

Lotus-eater wrote: »

I thought you were a man until you talked about the tight jeans episode in the shop. Even then I wasn't sure

Oh dear. The tight jeans could paint a picture for internet geeks of some comely female squeezing into .... stop that. I didn't make the story clear enough. Fat blokey @ss, and fat blokey waist struggling to get into trendy slim fit jeans with a waist size that HE used to wear years before. Drainpipes meant that large BLOKEY feet had to squeeze through narrow opening. At this point the BLOKE in the story is balancing in a small cubicle, unable to get jeans to do up around waist. Therefore, admitting defeat, our HERO, MANLY MEWBIE a MAN, tries to take jeans off. But due to large BLOKEY feet and narrow drainpipe jeans a battle ensues which lasts for some time, possibly up to half an hour.

Eventually the HAIRY ASSED BLOKE of the story, emerges victorious, with old comfy jeans on, and immediately leaves shop never to return.

FungusFighter

mewbie wrote: »

Oh dear. The tight jeans could paint a picture for internet geeks of some comely female squeezing into .... stop that. I didn't make the story clear enough. Fat blokey @ss, and fat blokey waist struggling to get into trendy slim fit jeans with a waist size that HE used to wear years before. Drainpipes meant that large BLOKEY feet had to squeeze through narrow opening. At this point the BLOKE in the story is balancing in a small cubicle, unable to get jeans to do up around waist. Therefore, admitting defeat, our HERO, MANLY MEWBIE a MAN, tries to take jeans off. But due to large BLOKEY feet and narrow drainpipe jeans a battle ensues which lasts for some time, possibly up to half an hour.

Eventually the HAIRY ASSED BLOKE of the story, emerges victorious, with old comfy jeans on, and immediately leaves shop never to return.

Yuk, I've DEFINATELY gone off you now, fat chicks I can put up with but hairy asssed ones are right out :eek:

I'm off down the pub to wash the taste out of my mouth _pale_