ill win this one

skylight

me

Dear Gordy,

Referring to the splendid offer made in your previous post, I would like to point out that it does indeed provide proof that you are in fact, a dingbat. A stupid dingbat at that. Therefore I insist that resign your post immediately after instigating the election that is so desperately needed. I would recommend that you complete this action before the men in white coats appear before you.......

Yours sincerely

Skylight.


PS. Before you bog off, any chance of making it a criminal act for Max to start any polls again??? The punishment could be taking away his passport preventing the trips to Benidorm perhaps????

maxmycardagain

me

Gordon_Brown wrote: »

Dear Sir,

I've been reading your posts with great interest.

You obviously share my approach to finance and economics, and one of my psychiatrical advisors assures me that this Thread is the sign of somebody with a split personality.

I think you would be a great asset to my "Team of all the Talents" and would like to offer you a full time cabinet post.

Yours

Gordy

Dear PM,
I am most over comimost in danglydippybum much wenlock, oh joy of joys, i was falloped in the kneeclappers by the slappimost under thigh. Saddlymost with Basic Engly Twentyfido thingy upperdown in the pantoland at christmytwaddle doing Goldiloppers and the Three Bearloders, with selfimplodey panto horse rearend. Couldnt make kiddlies saddymuch at christmastide can we.

maxmycardagain

me

How am i getting 75% and 50% of the vote, whose running this, Richard Mugabe?

maxmycardagain

me

for every vote i shall donate £5 to a worthy cause

The MaxMyCardagain home for retired and confused ex-bankrupts and pole dancers

LilyBart

Shouldn't that be poll dancers?

blind-as-a-bat_2

no that would be poll riggers i think :think:

maxmycardagain

me

LilyBart wrote: »

Shouldn't that be poll dancers?

you please yourself, for me its POLE dancers

fiveyearplan

me

Is that dancers from Polish extraction?

Richard_S

maxmycardagain wrote: »

How am i getting 75% and 50% of the vote, whose running this, Richard Mugabe?

Thanks for that Max,:rolleyes: :rolleyes: I'm one of your biggest fans.:D:beer:

Richard_S

maxmycardagain wrote: »

Dear PM,
I am most over comimost in danglydippybum much wenlock, oh joy of joys, i was falloped in the kneeclappers by the slappimost under thigh. Saddlymost with Basic Engly Twentyfido thingy upperdown in the pantoland at christmytwaddle doing Goldiloppers and the Three Bearloders, with selfimplodey panto horse rearend. Couldnt make kiddlies saddymuch at christmastide can we.

Who's been leaking minutes of cabinet meetings?:eek: :eek:

You could be in for a golden hello Max.:rotfl::rotfl: