E: 31/01 Compose a Christmas limerick+win a slap-up meal for 8 @ Gilgamesh (working!)

rrickyuk

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Christmas is coming, and with it all the mulled wine-fuelled silliness that the festive season entails. We thought we'd kick things off in a creative vein by asking you to send us your best Christmas-themed limericks.

The person whose limerick makes us laugh the most will win a dinner for eight at London’s luxurious pan-Asian eatery, Gilgamesh. To help you get inspired, here's two we made earlier. To submit your limerick email it in to

[EMAIL="limericks@timeout.com"]limericks@timeout.com[/EMAIL]

G'luck!

rrickyuk

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Within half an hour
Her boobs were in flower
And her woo-woo was covered in weeds!

And yes, I have sent it! :rotfl:

rrickyuk

My entry has just been returned as undeliverable. I didn't think that it was that bad.

kipper_2-2

Not very xmassy themed is it Ricky

send us your best Christmas-themed limericks

rrickyuk

kipper wrote: »

Not very xmassy themed is it Ricky

Oops - maybe I'll work on it a little (and read my own comp posts!).

If anyone else gets theirs returned, I'll email Time Out.

wokkies

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I havent entered cos its a bit far to travel, but cheeky chicken and TOniq are very good at limericks

kipper_2-2

Mine bounced

rrickyuk

kipper wrote: »

Mine bounced

I'll go away and email them now. :beer:

stephaniem_3

In Bethlehem there was born
A baby in a blanket worn
He refused his food
He was not in the mood
Till the wiseman offered him Quorn.

If I don't win, I'll send it to Quorn, maybe they'll buy it off me!

Cheeky_Chicken

Santa is all in a tizz
'cos Rulolph's been guzzling Bucks Fizz
he's left him in the bar
while he takes presents by car
but don't worry! He's got a G-Wiz

or

Santa is all in a tizzy
'cos Christmas Eve's always so busy
he can't wait to get done
'cos then they'll have fun
dancing until they are dizzy!

I don't know why I'm bothering since I won't be entering! :rotfl::rotfl:

stephaniem_3

oh - and mine didn't bounce, so it looks like the email address works again.