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Definative guide to capitalism, socialism etc (Funny ha ha).

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  • lostinrates
    lostinrates Posts: 55,283 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    Lostinrates household.

    You have no cows. Neighbour really does have two cows, young steers for the freezer. They are very noisy from about 5am onwards, making noises that make your dogs howl and your cats growl. You start to dislike cows and think a lot about beef.
  • fatpig_2
    fatpig_2 Posts: 631 Forumite
    ESTATE AGENT

    You sell your Granny to the highest bidder and then buy as many cows as you can with the proceeds.
  • fc123
    fc123 Posts: 6,573 Forumite
    :j :j I thought of one.

    ENTREPRENEURIALISM;

    You have 2 cows.
    You sell one and buy a bull.
    You breed them very successfully (with a special cow fertility potion you have invented).

    You have many cows.

    A cow plague strikes and all your cows die bar 2 (a bull and a cow) and you nurse them slowly back to health.

    You start breeding again BUT making sure you buy some anti plague medicine this time (last time you forgot as you were so busy breeding).

    You end up with zillions of cows but then, eventually, drop down dead yourself with exhaustion......
  • Generali
    Generali Posts: 36,411 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
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