The Compers Inn - Part 8

toniq

There once was a guy called chris
who was ever so desperate to [EMAIL="pi@s"]pi@s[/EMAIL]

he took off his sock
pulled out his [EMAIL="co@k"]co@k[/EMAIL]

and sighed with moment of bliss..............

oops!

easter65

I Once had some friends who were dear,
And they all made it perfectly clear
That when I felt down, they were always around
So I had got nothing to fear.

I've won many things and I'm glad,
But the best Win that I ever had
Was the Kindest of words, that I ever heard
Were when me and my Family were sad.

I'll do a funny one later....:rotfl:

chris08

Told u :eek: :eek: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

toniq

there once was gal called bucks
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fill int the blanks yourself!!!!!

bella165

you lot been on the prozac today??

toomanykids

A comper was called tmk
she won nothing from march through to may
she tried spells, she tried charms
she even went to the Arms
But the Inn is where she wants to stay

toniq

Once was a gal called kipper
who on monday will beat us with a slipper

darren and diva will be told
in the inn we will be scold

all because al mac let out a ripper!

easter65

I knew a Great Place call THE INN
That was full of Cross stitching and Sin
There was Wine, Beer and Drinking, Which got me to thinking
It's the best Place that I've ever bin.

Miss_Cinnabon

lol u are all nuts:rotfl:

rubbish at poems, so not even going to bother:D

toomanykids

So far no-one has mentioned ginjim
There's no way we can not bring in him
He leaves us in a right state
Making all us girls wait
For a glimpse of his Python called Slim