Notice to newcomers part 3

Horace

I'll skip your main course Nargle and stick with the ice cream (me no likes curry)

Horace

The power of the finger is fab - I have rate it buttons and expired buttons and have deftly shifted a troll's thread onto the freebies gone but not forgotten board:rotfl: The power I have in my right forefinger is amazing:D

clio

Tea time Bump - then off out for a chat about Bikes at my friends house..

clio

Bumple Rumpole of the Bailey

Tixy

Bump bump bump bump

Tixy

Evening Busters

Sounds like car is going to be £200 to fix -Whilst I'm not exactly ecstatic to pay it I feared it would be worse (and been reminded that left unfixed we could have been talking £2-3k).

Lula-Hula

Clio - my sister had the bike over 20 years ago & hasnt been on it since producing kids ... the bike was pink - ugh

My driving ? I am the female equivalent of Mika Hakkinen

Horace, I am not in love either thanks be,

Oooh tixy, sound like a lucky escape

Tixy

Hmmmmm

Lula-Hula wrote: »

Ooooh another weeding :j must buy a hat


Have to say H am a bit disappointed as I had designs on clio myself, as he's such a fan of Beryl Cook & my penchant for hobnobs means I could soon be modelling for her :rolleyes:

Horace wrote: »

Morning all

Did I scare Clio off with my proposal of marriage :rotfl:

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

at least he knows who he is meant to be marrying:p

Personally I think it obvious:D Don't tell me nobody else spotted it;) . Since Horace has taken Clio off the marrying market and disappointed Lula and Numpty doesn't know who hes to marry. Clearly Lula and Numpty should have a double wedding with Horace and Clio!! Horace can do make some fabulous arrangements with her contacts and Lula could make a giant hobnob wedding cake:rotfl: :rotfl:
I'll be keeping an eye out for my invitation:D

Horace

I can provide the dresses now as well - its amazing what you can buy at auctions, tonight I spent £71.43 on 3 boxes of wedding stuff, now I thought it would just be petticoats and veils but the boxes contained a lot more such as designer wedding gowns all in all the value of the goods that I have all over my living room (I an no longer see the telly) is about £15500:eek: :eek: I didnt get any men's stuff though so Numpty and Clio will have to be nekkid:eek:

I don't normally drink on my own but have cracked up my bottle of strawberry beer to celebrate:D

Lula-Hula

wow Tixy - you have got it all sorted out

This could definitely work, I dont like a man to 'crowd' me & I think 200 miles is a far enough to not feel crowded :rolleyes:
Can we skip all the hat wearing & fancy clothes & just go straight to the giant hobnob cake please :drool: :rotfl: