ASDA Fresh 1.55kg Whole Chickens £2.00 Reduced From £4.63

1carminestocky

ASDA Whole chicken 1.55KG

£2.00








MUCH cheaper than the Smartprices ones! There were plenty in my local store last night (no big advertising display or anything).

d.o.o.g

The Rubber Chicken Song

Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears

The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa

sharpei31

i posted this yesterday and got slated by the save the chicken brigade

so beware they will be gunning for you


i bought them yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed them

1carminestocky

I have to say I adopt Jermey Clarkson's approach to this subject - fact is, if we didn't eat them, these animals wouldn't be here in the first place, would they? Face it, chickens weren't put on this earth to be family pets aka dogs and cats, were they? That's because to be perfectly frank they don't DO very much of interest. Although Norman Collier made a career out of impersonating them, I suppose. Surely a short life is better than no life, lol?

bc3000

just bought one of these yesterday with my mum's 10% asda card too haha so it was really £1.80 for me. thing is we have a tiny freezer and i don't think that we even have any room for me to buy another and freeze it.. i bought a tesco smartprice one last week for £1.99 but it was about 1.3kg

brettcta

chicken is the best.

veggies and vegans are wrong, sorry.