The Compers Inn - Part 6

littleholly

Next door neighbour, garden shed, dig a hole in the ground, I could send you a cyber nappy if you like??!!

BenhamsLC

Wasn't their a comp with a prize to win something so women could wee when toilet not available?

Make him a big mug of coffee and some biscuits, ask him to take a break for 5 mins.

toniq

he just flushed my toilet!!!!!!, thats well out of order he didt ask to use it, i asked him is he taking a smoke break as i need to go wee, he said five mins and he will be at a place where he can stop xxxx nothing else matters when u need a wee, paul rang and said use the washing machine? xxx 4 mins to go , ill do it! xxx thanks for advice xxx
littleholly u r cruel!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxx

ThinkingOfLinking

BenhamsLC wrote: »

Wasn't their a comp with a prize to win something so women could wee when toilet not available?

Make him a big mug of coffee and some biscuits, ask him to take a break for 5 mins.

Oh god...I know people of both genders who used these when queueing overnight to get to front row of a show. I just used my army rations; there are these biccies which make you not need to poo, and limited my water intake...:rotfl:

ThinkingOfLinking

littleholly wrote: »

Its working fine for me but isn't it awful now its changed? It was far better before.

Yes, it is working now...and yes, I much prefer the old layout.

littleholly

toniq wrote: »

he just flushed my toilet!!!!!!, thats well out of order he didt ask to use it, i asked him is he taking a smoke break as i need to go wee, he said five mins and he will be at a place where he can stop xxxx nothing else matters when u need a wee, paul rang and said use the washing machine? xxx 4 mins to go , ill do it! xxx thanks for advice xxx
littleholly u r cruel!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxx

What is he expecting you to do with the washing machine, or shouldn't I ask??!!

littleholly

I just got a full size bottle of L'oreal elvive in the post, it was meant to be a sample sachet but they've sent a full size bottle with 'their compliments'! :j
Right, off to pick up lo from pre-school.

ThinkingOfLinking

The brand I think you may be thinking of, my smelly friend just confirmed, is Depends. Meant for incontinence.

toniq

:j :j :j :j :j :j :j .......feel so much better!!!!!!!!!!

BenhamsLC

Well done, now try not to think about the next time