The Compers Inn - Part 6

melvis

I wish you'd said "Has anyone got any tips?" ... Get Your Tips Out :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I amuse myself so .....

bella165

p s s l

no nookie and thats if he trys then stick him on the sofa

stressedofdevon

Just stopped by here before beginning comping tonight as last week was in tears because couldn't master the thread ending thing and you were all so helpful. You guys have really made me laugh tonight..... I feel like in the old days when you used to get a crossed telephone line and stumble into someone else's conversation. Naughty!

Sorry for the intrusion, just wanted to say thanks but kinda got drawn into reading all your conversations. I suffer badly from depression as I escaped from domestic violence and the dumb !!! courts put my baby back into it which she has endured for all five years of her life and is going through hell with her dad who shipped a young russian kid in via the internet and now beats her up which terrifies my DD. She and I feel sometimes we just can't take any more, but this comping forum is way better than the depression support thread as it takes my mind off my troubles instead of focussing on them, so I just look on there as here is where I feel at home.

You all can never realise how much you have kept me going, and a few wins helps too!

x

toniq

Our "toys" are hidden in a tool box, bless, i sent evan to go get me a hammer and he brang the box of "naughty toys" down, i was mortified, but thankfully he didnt know how to open it so i hurried it back upstairs and got the correct tool box!!! that happened last year xxxx
18 mths back ,me and paul have mad days were we have bets, we went to sainsburys with a fiver each to spice up our loving, i scared him when i picked up cocktail sticks(with umbrellas) cooking oil black bags and a meat tenderiser!
he was a git and got a metal spatula and a rolling pin!!!!! we got drunk that night and i made him do nekkid spinning on the puter chair till he felt ill so i didnt have to play with our fiver bargains xxxx

princessmoneysaver

Has anyone used this site before? I got a 25% off code for anything (I think) and some good offers in the BARGAIN bit for xmas presents

http://www.hasbrotoyshop.co.uk/d2c/b2c/start/(xcm=HasB2CStd)/.do

toniq

stressed u aint intruding, its a free for all!!! (((hugs))) did u see tmk thinking u give tampax to kids!!!!xxx:eek: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

toniq

iwanna get outta my tool kit! xxxx

toomanykids

toniq wrote: »

stressed u aint intruding, its a free for all!!! (((hugs))) did u see tmk thinking u give tampax to kids!!!!xxx:eek: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

not just giving them to kids but writing their names on and sticking on googly eyes - sex ed for tinies!! (and I protested against it too - oh the shame!!)

toniq

i still laugh over that! thats got to be an mse classic! xxxx

toomanykids

VG - add this to your comping guide please - REMEMBER TO READ ALL POSTS VERY, VERY, VERY CAREFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: