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kianicky

LMAO!! ermm i think i will give this one a miss :eek:

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BOFFER FREEBIE - THE USB FORNICATION OPTIMISER
£0.00
+£0.00 delivery

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kianicky

Here at boffer we love our customers. The only complaint we have is we don’t have enough of them. We would be delighted if there were more of you. We have tried all of the usual methods to get even more “loyal customers”. Sell stuff cheap, ask our current customers to recommend a friend. Although the results have been good they haven’t been extraordinary.

Since kidnapping people and forcing them to buy stuff off us is a bit extreme. We have decided that you guys will have to help us by manufacturing new customers. You… yes you… need to have more children!!! Since cloning is a grey area we are going to have to do it the old fashioned way.

With this in mind we have teamed up with The Shenzhen Cattle Breeding Company to launch by way of a freebie ( that’s right at no cost to you) a Brand new product. If you guys like it and approve it. (Remember to post a review) .We will begin marketing it on our sister site bigpockets.

We bring you THE USB FORNICATION OPTIMISER.

Q) What does it do?

It helps reduce the time it takes to conceive your baby. Nearly all couplewho conceive do so as a result of having intercourse during the six days leading up to an including ovulation.

The USB Fornication Optimizer is the first and only technology based solely on hormone monitoring that provides you with personalized daily fertility for pregnancy planning.

The USB Fornication Optimizer:

1. Displays your most fertile days unmistakably.
2. Identifies your personal level of fertility every day.
3. Tells you which days to test.

The USB Fornication Optimizer Test Sticks are an essential part of the The USB Fornication Optimizer. You will be supplied with 30 free of charge however you will be able to buy additional sticks for a modest sum from our sister site.

The process starts off like most such tests. You pee on the stick. Take the end of the said stick and put it in the into the USB Fornication optimizer. When the light goes blue on the optimizer. Plug it into the USB port on your PC. The inbuilt software displays a graph of the best days to try and conceive. Couldn’t be easier really……. So get spawning.
Condition: Remanufactured ByThe Shenzhen Cattle Breeding Company
System requirements:

1. For PC Users: Windows 98, 2000, ME, XP and Vista
2. For MAC users: Mac OS 9 to OS 10

Package Includes:
The USB Fornication Optimizer.
30 Testing sticks.
USB extension Cable
User Manual

Angie100

lol - make a good joke present for someone

saram1989

Yay I got one lol, should come in handy when im older lmao.

Lizard_Lady

this freebie is WEIRD!! like a ovulation test thing so i doubt if the guys will want one!! haha!!
have ordered one anyway, may sell it on ebay or carbooty, hehehe

ScottyLP

Um...oops....thought it was a USB key :P

Cymru_2

Thought it was a USB stick. I regret "boffering it" now i read the description.

carnivalwig

got one...sweet, just what i always wanted???????????? ahaha

kianicky

holds in fit of giggles at the peeing on the stick and tries to behave like the adult she is........

remember and do the peeing when it's not plugged in folks :eek: