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Mortgage figures.

Apparently lending has dropped to its lowest level since TIME began.

Furthermore oil and gas prices have SOARED at a rate of 18628% since the last time way back in the WINTER OF DISCONTENT.

TERRORISM is at its most dangerous since WW2

Shortage of food has lead to the world worst humanitarian disaster ever and the cost of rice has gone up by 19274784%

Also, inflation is at its worst since Labour came to power.

Finally, knife crime is happening so often that it WILL happen to someone you know very very soon.



Enjoy.

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  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    Apparently lending has dropped to its lowest level since TIME began.

    Furthermore oil and gas prices have SOARED at a rate of 18628% since the last time way back in the WINTER OF DISCONTENT.

    TERRORISM is at its most dangerous since WW2

    Shortage of food has lead to the world worst humanitarian disaster ever and the cost of rice has gone up by 19274784%

    Also, inflation is at its worst since Labour came to power.

    Finally, knife crime is happening so often that it WILL happen to someone you know very very soon.



    Enjoy.

    Where on Earth did you get your figures from???? :rotfl:
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • Daily Mail, SUN

    The polar voices echoeing from the same hymh sheet in the free liberated happy west.
  • tomstickland
    tomstickland Posts: 19,538 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    What happened before time began?
    Happy chappy
  • Usury did not exist.

    There were no 'table of money lenders'.

    That much I do know. All else is conjecture!
  • I bought my first house before time began.

    I hope to break even by the time time ends.

    As for inflation - even the Zimbabweans are laughing at us.


    GG
    There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those that don't.
  • To top it all, Rangers are bang off form
  • Apparently those democracy hating evil doers have caused the house price crash and credit crunch. Ever since Sept 11th terrorist twin tower attacks the world stock of stupid governments has increased causing a massive shortage of intelligent people.

    Im thinking of buying shares in sensible governments since their is a shortage.
  • Anyone know of one?
  • To top it all, Rangers are bang off form

    I've never been to Loftus Road.

    GG
    There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those that don't.
  • ManAtHome
    ManAtHome Posts: 8,512 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    To top it all, Rangers are bang off form
    Oh come on - you never expected them to outsmart Yogi did you..?
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