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Tesco Mega Reductions Thread 2
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Hi everyone sorry if this post offends anyone
i have just come back from tesco and spotted out the corner of my eye they are selling durex heat lube for 80 odd pence from £3 odds.
hopefully helps someone out:p:rotfl:
What is Durex Heat Lube? Could you please explain (in detail) what you might use it for?The fridge is empty, the walls are damp, there's no hot water
And I look like a tramp and tramps like us
Baby we were born to walk0 -
Danepak bacon has a BOGOF deal at the moment ... you can see these deals on a website I use called www.mealsavers.co.uk0
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What is Durex Heat Lube? Could you please explain (in detail) what you might use it for?
A few reviews for it at Ciao
http://www.ciao.co.uk/Reviews/Durex_Play_Heat_Lube_50ml__6264904
And just a few extracts from one of them :rotfl:
Great if you love pain
Advantages: None unless you are in to pain .
Disadvantages: Painful and irritating !
Recommend to potential buyers: no
I think I need to warn people... this product is not nice.
Well, it's not nice unless you enjoy a searing, burning heat in your genital area :rotfl: that will not lessen with water.
I bought a bottle JUST after it came out, the advertising hadn't started in earnest at that point. Generally, lubricant isn't something I purchase, but the idea of the different sensations appealed - BRIEFLY!
When you look at a display containing items claiming to enhance your sex life, you tend to grab and run unless you are a person with great confidence. I don't have a lot of confidence, but I don't tend to worry what people think of me either...
Unfortunately we tried Heat first.
The bottle says: "Smooth on a little lube and you'll immediately heighten sensitivity. Blow, and it'll gently heat your skin making sensations more intense."
So, we tried that. The moment the product touches the lower regions, you DO feel a warming sensation - NO NEED TO BLOW TO ACTIVATE! This stuff is lethal to a healthy sex life! :rotfl:
The bottle says it is water based, and therefore can be washed off easily with water. They lie. Three days later I was STILL getting complaints from my partner and having PTS flashbacks! :rotfl:
If you enjoy immense stinging, searing heat in your genitals, this is the product for you. :rotfl:
I have mildly sensitive skin, but it does not irritate easily. If it had just been me to feel the intense discomfort, I would have thought I was just a big wimp. But my parnter has the skin of a rhino and he was the first to scream out in pain - jump up and run to the bathroom to wash vigorously! :rotfl:There are 10 types of people in the world. ‹(•¿•)›(11)A104.28S94.98O112.46N86.73D101.02(12)J130.63F126.76M134.38A200.98M156.30J95.56J102.85A175.93
‹(•¿•)› Those that understand binary and those that do not!
Veni, Vidi, VISA ! ................. I came, I saw, I PURCHASED
S LOWER CASE OMEGA;6.59 so far ..0 -
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I blame my parents for not letting me out more often.............The fridge is empty, the walls are damp, there's no hot water
And I look like a tramp and tramps like us
Baby we were born to walk0 -
Reading this has made me laugh so much - thank you all !!!!!:jPobodys Nerfect:j0
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