TEN months and counting...

skint_spice

ZTD wrote: »

Be comfortable in what you're wearing. A good long skirt that you don't have to worry about is much better than a short one that you're forever tugging at because it's allowing a reconnaissance mission of the Kyber Pass.

Smile. It stops you looking miserable, even if you are.

Don't wink, it makes you look like Mad-eye Moody...

Most men can't talk about themselves unless it's for an interview. Even then expect plenty of umming and aahing. If they can talk about themselves avoid them. Unless you wish to spend hours hearing about the subject.

Avoid the married ones. They can be troublesome...

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I'm ok on the skirts - never do short as I'm too old and too tall.

I will be smiling but will make sure I don't wink.

So now I won't ask them about themselves.... mmm... what does that leave?

I always avoid the married ones!

ZTD

skint_spice wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I'm ok on the skirts - never do short as I'm too old and too tall.

I will be smiling but will make sure I don't wink.

So now I won't ask them about themselves.... mmm... what does that leave?

I always avoid the married ones!

You can ask them about themselves, but have a plan B in case:

1. They can't talk for more than 5 seconds about it.
2. They can talk for more than 50 seconds about it.

LouiseJ

ZTD wrote: »

You can ask them about themselves, but have a plan B in case:

1. They can't talk for more than 5 seconds about it.
2. They can talk for more than 50 seconds about it.

Skinty you had better make sure you take a stopwatch too:D

skint_spice

LouiseJ wrote: »

Skinty you had better make sure you take a stopwatch too:D

I think there's one on my moby - will just have to whip it out whenever a bloke strikes up a conversation...

LouiseJ

skint_spice wrote: »

I think there's one on my moby - will just have to whip it out whenever a bloke strikes up a conversation...

:rotfl: make sure you start tapping your foot if he goes over the 50 secs:p

If he only lasts for 5 seconds...............he is definitely NOT the one for you;)

ZTD

LouiseJ wrote: »

Skinty you had better make sure you take a stopwatch too:D

I don't think she'll be going that far on a first date...

LouiseJ

ZTD wrote: »

I don't think she'll be going that far on a first date...

Sometimes you have to strike while the iron is hot:D

ZTD

LouiseJ wrote: »

Sometimes you have to strike while the iron is hot:D

Roll in the hay while the sun shines?

LouiseJ

ZTD wrote: »

Roll in the hay while the sun shines?

Put your money where you mouth is...............no that doesnt work really:o :rolleyes:

skint_spice

Tsk, tsk - I'm not that sort of girl.... well, not usually... just had a call of one of my pals which was a relief as I thought she was cancelling but she wasn't, it's weird how you can misinterpret a text!

Wrong time for hay rolling really, it's all icy round here...

and I'm all happy cos my £2.50 lipgloss has arrived and the book I ordered is here too (Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian bought 2nd hand from Play) which is just in time as I've read the books I bought last week.