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Getting Hassled on the Telephone??

inmypocketnottheirs
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I was with a mate the other day, who was getting hassled on the telephone. It was not a diebt collector but someone trying to sell him something. Anyway, I thought his tecnique to get rid of them was brilliant:
Ring ring...
Friend: Hello
OP: Hi its fsalkjhfs calling about cheap phone calls/move your gas/elec supplier/from Wescot Credit Services/Barclaycard (insert name of annoying party or caller here)
Friend: I am terribly sorry, I am unable to take your call. I have a court order preventing me from using the telephone. Please put your enquiry in writing.
Well made me chuckle any way!
:beer:
Ring ring...
Friend: Hello
OP: Hi its fsalkjhfs calling about cheap phone calls/move your gas/elec supplier/from Wescot Credit Services/Barclaycard (insert name of annoying party or caller here)
Friend: I am terribly sorry, I am unable to take your call. I have a court order preventing me from using the telephone. Please put your enquiry in writing.
Well made me chuckle any way!
:beer:
Don't lie, thieve, cheat or steal. The Government do not like the competition.
The Lord Giveth and the Government Taketh Away.
I'm sorry, I don't apologise. That's just the way I am. Homer (Simpson)
The Lord Giveth and the Government Taketh Away.
I'm sorry, I don't apologise. That's just the way I am. Homer (Simpson)
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I usually pretend to be a kid and tell them mummy and daddy aren't there- I can do quite well at it cos I have a little squeaky voice anyway..!When you're going through Hell, Keep going!
If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation
Just when you think human beings can't get any stupider, they get behind the wheel of a car...
Become eternally poor in one easy step- decide to love Horses... :rolleyes:0 -
It's an old one but usually quite effective:-
'Sorry, I'm a bit busy right now but if you give me your home number I'll ring you this evening'0
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