12 Mates Extra pleasure condoms for £1.98

trevor_john

John_G66 wrote:

My wife is so stupid,

She went on holiday with the girls recently and in her luggage I saw 2 packs of condoms - and she does'nt even have a willy !!

P.M.S.L . I really have ......nice one.

RedOnRed

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!

fsdss

gosh all i need is tena ladies now.....................thanks

sonic

RedOnRed wrote:

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!

You missed a few:

Mars condoms - Helps you work, rest, and play
McDonalds condoms - I'm Lovin It
Flash condoms - Does the hard work, so you don't have to
Kodak condoms - Share moments, share life
Nokia condoms - Connecting people
Hellman's condoms - You know the big dollop's right
American Express condoms - Don't leave home without it
XXXX condoms - Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else
FedEx condoms - When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight
L'Oreal condoms - Because you're worth it
Remington condoms - I liked it so much I bought the company
Stella Artois condoms - Reassuringly Expensive

sonic

Ignore this post.

RedOnRed

sonic wrote:

You missed a few:

What about...

Milky Way Condoms - They Won't Fill You Up Before Dinner

spandit

Cillit Bang - BANG ... and the dirt is gone!
Dr Pepper - What's the worst that could happen?

Money Saving Expert - screw the banks before they screw you!

mrs_lds

If you go down the family planning they give the standard ones out for free.

Lychee

Red Bull condoms - Gives you wings

golddustmedia

bylromarha wrote:

I got some in Tesco today, yellow label as the line is discontinued
What more could a man want?

We used to use "Mates" brand... we're expecting our daughter in March... seriously.