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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Snaggles wrote: »
    Ummm :o

    They're not biscuit crumbs, they're bits of cereal bar....you obviously have a Tracker mortgage.....


    (best I could do.... :o)

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    Thanks....I'll be here all week..... :D



    (did I really just do mortgage comedy??)
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
    9780007258925
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    Snaggles wrote: »
    Ummm :o

    They're not biscuit crumbs, they're bits of cereal bar....you obviously have a Tracker mortgage.....


    (best I could do.... :o)

    yes, twas very very funny... well as funny as mortgages can be!

    edit: but then if a mortgage underwriter doesn't know any funny mortgage jokes, it's not likely anyone else will!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • barnaby-bear
    barnaby-bear Posts: 4,142 Forumite
    Snaggles wrote: »
    Ummm :o

    They're not biscuit crumbs, they're bits of cereal bar....you obviously have a Tracker mortgage.....


    (best I could do.... :o)

    F*ck what did the BoE do? I forgot it was "that time of the month"
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Snaggles wrote: »
    Thanks....I'll be here all week..... :D

    That's what they say during the light "entertainment" at Butlins...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    Stayed the same BB
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
    9780007258925
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    F*ck what did the BoE do? I forgot it was "that time of the month"

    It rhymes with Duck Hall...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    edit: but then if a mortgage underwriter doesn't know any funny mortgage jokes, it's not likely anyone else will!
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
    9780007258925
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    D is for Dangermouse
    E for Elektra
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • barnaby-bear
    barnaby-bear Posts: 4,142 Forumite
    :eek:
    yes, twas very very funny... well as funny as mortgages can be!

    :eek: can you imagine the office puns:
    well you've raise my interest rate, dear.

    better get track to work

    will you accept my big deposit
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