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Shall we have a weekender then?
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Ummm
They're not biscuit crumbs, they're bits of cereal bar....you obviously have a Tracker mortgage.....
(best I could do....)
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
Thanks....I'll be here all week.....
(did I really just do mortgage comedy??)"I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough.":smileyhea97800072589250 -
Ummm
They're not biscuit crumbs, they're bits of cereal bar....you obviously have a Tracker mortgage.....
(best I could do....)
yes, twas very very funny... well as funny as mortgages can be!
edit: but then if a mortgage underwriter doesn't know any funny mortgage jokes, it's not likely anyone else will!I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....(it's part of my charm!)0 -
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Thanks....I'll be here all week.....
That's what they say during the light "entertainment" at Butlins..."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
Stayed the same BB"I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough.":smileyhea97800072589250
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barnaby-bear wrote: »F*ck what did the BoE do? I forgot it was "that time of the month"
It rhymes with Duck Hall..."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
(Land_of)_Maz wrote: »edit: but then if a mortgage underwriter doesn't know any funny mortgage jokes, it's not likely anyone else will!"I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough.":smileyhea97800072589250
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(Land_of)_Maz wrote: »D is for Dangermouse:heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls0
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:eek:(Land_of)_Maz wrote: »yes, twas very very funny... well as funny as mortgages can be!
:eek: can you imagine the office puns:
well you've raise my interest rate, dear.
better get track to work
will you accept my big deposit0
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