Calling all you night owls part 2

poorandindenial

smashedbooboo wrote: »

am going am going, honest. Night night god bless xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yeah,, whatever, believe it when we see it.....

PS your nephews and nieces are extremely concerned about the fact that you are not bedding down in the hay!!!!

Wahey!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to encourage, but are you still with those uniform clad men????

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smashedbooboo

No, not this week. Shame really. Right really am going now. Sleep well, have a good day tomorrow. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

smashedbooboo

And anyway i would prefer a roll in the hay, not bedding down in it. And cover those little ears of piggies, They should not be listening to things like this xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

VLADTHEIMPALA

GunJack wrote: »

...or could arrange a "proper" spanking with a rolled up copy of The Scotsman

I believe David Tennant quite likes being spanked by a rolled-up Scotsman (see pic.):D

VLADTHEIMPALA

bubbles0169 wrote: »

you started already?

god can i be business partner

Outstanding = 'he romanced each of them in turn' - I love it when the press over-reach for a euphamism and fall on their !!!!.:D

VLADTHEIMPALA

kika wrote: »

Nope, does the poor girl not have a hairbrush either?

That was quite surreal, appearing several pages later. She does have a hairbrush, but it's used mainly for spanking. Any way, who wants to tame that, it's lovely.:p

VLADTHEIMPALA

FYI, this is what Kika was talking about (I think)

VLADTHEIMPALA

well I went to lie on the bed and highlight a text book at 6pm. Woke up at 4 am with a huge luminous green patch on the duvet. Apparently I got as far a page 2.
Sorry I missed everyone last night.
Smashed - try a bit of Feng Shui in the bedroom, or even move the bed into another room. Try it.

VLADTHEIMPALA

smashedbooboo wrote: »

And anyway i would prefer a roll in the hay, not bedding down in it. And cover those little ears of piggies, They should not be listening to things like this xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Cobbles is allowed to sleep in the stables if it's raining. he says he's always ready to oblige. I will hose him down beforehand for a small extra charge.:D
Yeah, I could pimp out Cobbles (Gillian's far too classy and doesn't need the money - have you seen her house?!!).;)
I'll have leaflets printed:
Roll in the hay with an aged retainer in a genuine gothic-style stable. Bring own shackles/wine/disinfectant.
Immediate payment required.:eek:

bubbles0169

o dear o very dear
MIL and all have gone on hol, comin back today, SIL text to say they delayed two hours
i said 'oh dear', not a hint o sarcasm at all honest, she text back 'yeah nightmare'
then i proceeded to text my oh to tell him, this is what i said...
your sis text they delayed two hours, i said 'oh dear' she said 'yeah nightmare', erm what is being stuck on hol? cant get home to this carp hole
yeah nightmare:rolleyes:
so pressed send
but it sent to sil not my oh:eek: oops:D well its right
but itll teach me a?