Calling all you night owls part 2

kika

Please don't mention chocolate. Trying to lose weight before hols but not going well.

goan_2

night smashed, have a great nights sleep x

smashedbooboo

Not going cos your on here now babe, am up at six in the morning and have set my mind to trying to get some sleep tonight. Which is a very unusual thing for me. If you cant get up here then i am sure i will be at one where you are. Where are you by the way. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

goan_2

didn't mention ch****ate kika only peanuts, that's just wishfull thinking

Wol2

Herewegoagain wrote: »

Hiya guys whats happening, I've popped in for a laugh as I def need one tonite:beer:

Happy birthday Wol

Hi Herewego

Thanks for the good wishes.

Just spent the last 15 mins tryng to post a joke for you but had to delete it as lots of sans serif thingies came up at the same time

Sorry to hear you're having a carp evening...here's a few snippets to keep you going.


12 of the finest double-entendres that have been aired on British TV & Radio

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves i! t when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed ! and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing ! each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

Hugs
Wol2
xx

goan_2

get you're self off to bed smashed (not often you'll here me say that) tell kika to talk to wol

kika

I'll talk to wol if you like. Your year ends on 19th well thats my eldests 18th my baby is going to be 18, I cant believe it. Hope it goes well for you. Smashed I'm in berkshire down south.

goan_2

good night all , going to get some shut eye myself, have a good night everybody and try to sleep well, and if you're working, hope it goes quickly

goan_2

hey kika mine ends on the 19th (that's my birthday)

kika

Time at work goes too fast or too slow never just right. Wol are you still on course for 19th? Are you a pooh fan?