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Calling all you night owls part 2
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night night everyone - suddenly I feel really sleepy - yur all me beszt matesI think I saw you in an ice cream parlour
Drinking milk shakes, cold and long
Smiling and waving and looking so fine0 -
what ikkle so it was a typo aaah oops i thought you had made a new name for her
haha she wont mind, shell prob thank you for it xxxI am not bossy I just have better ideas:p0 -
hello mark goodnight mark xYou never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
xx Mama to a gorgeous Cranio Baby xx
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with a likkle bit of this and a likkle bit of that and you shake your bumYou never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
xx Mama to a gorgeous Cranio Baby xx
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your my beshtest mate in the whole wide world marky warky
i wuv u kaaay?
kaaay marky?, marky?, mark? you gone sleep?
huffI am not bossy I just have better ideas:p0 -
Night Mark x xPay Debt by Xmas 16 - 0/12000
There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.0 -
der na nanananana nananana dadadada der nanananananananana haha thanks ikkleI am not bossy I just have better ideas:p0
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Ok tis nearly time, thought id bring the food out ready!!
A freebie a day sends a smile my way!
Night Owl member No 9 :kisses2:
I Started out with nothing.....still have most of it left:o
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A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window.
The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side.
Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get help......aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts.
"But I have no clothes on. What'll I do ?", she screams.
"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!"
She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over.
"What's seems to be the trouble?", he asks.
"Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck".
"If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you."You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
xx Mama to a gorgeous Cranio Baby xx
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