The Bankrupt Inn (Part Two)

haleygrey

lol, close one eye then!

dalip

I can't i am blind in one eye,plus if i have too many not only will i see 2 of him(bless i love him really,i think )the room will spin:rotfl:

dalip

Just told him what you said haley and his words were" baileys is whisky based,then vodka and cream. You don't want to make yourself ill,you have to cook roast beef for 6 people tomorrow".

Now am i to believe he is thinking of me:heart2: OR his vodka and his belly tomorrow:mad: .

Might sneak into the kitchen when he goes to fetch the chinese. Then he will be none the wiser. Just have to find a way to move the ink mark he has put on his vodka level:rotfl:

blind-as-a-bat_2

dalip wrote: »

I can't i am blind in one eye,plus if i have too many not only will i see 2 of him(bless i love him really,i think )the room will spin:rotfl:

eerrrm D in that case you cant see double no matter how much you drink

result there is a silver lineing to every cloud:D

now if we can just sort the room spinning out your sorted:p

haleygrey

ah, but vodka and whisky are both spirits tho! now i know why I went squiffy so quickly when i tried vodka and baileys!, snap to the rosbif, Im doing that tomorrow too, but only for 3, well 1 teenage son included in that who eats for 75 people!!
if the room spins, just lie down!
Im not really helping much am I ( i cant find that naughty yellow person with his hands over his mouth!)

fiveyearplan

blind-as-a-bat wrote: »

Slight snag, that stuffs more expensive than JD is, and tastes awfull with coke:rotfl:

You're right it is more expensive - I thought that after I posted it. I met my OH 22 years ago too in a pub! My sister met her OH in same pub 2 weeks earlier.:rolleyes:

fiveyearplan

dalip wrote: »

Just have to find a way to move the ink mark he has put on his vodka level:rotfl:

Easy, if its vodka just add a drop of water. Thats what we used to do to mother's rum and I think someone has done that to my vodka. I keep it in the freezer and somehow it has become frozen!:rolleyes: They think I don't know anything - I wrote the book!

blind-as-a-bat_2

fiveyearplan wrote: »

Easy, if its vodka just add a drop of water. Thats what we used to do to mother's rum and I think someone has done that to my vodka. I keep it in the freezer and somehow it has become frozen!:rolleyes: They think I don't know anything - I wrote the book!

Just dont try adding water to Pernod:o

fiveyearplan

.......... or ouzo.

blind-as-a-bat_2

fiveyearplan wrote: »

They think I don't know anything - I wrote the book!

My mum used to say that to me, my answer was "yeh, but im writing the updated version";)