Ideal man gift
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kingfisherblue
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A few years ago, there was a poem with a gingerbread man. I think it started something along the lines of 'The ideal man is hard to find'. There was something in it about him not taking the duvet as well.
I've tried to find it, but I can't. Can anyone help please?
I've tried to find it, but I can't. Can anyone help please?
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They say good men are hard to find
I know this to be true
But I hunted far & wide
And found one just for you
He is no good at d.i.y
He cannot fix the car
But his socks are never smelly
And he doesn't stray too far
He always listens patiently
He won't pester you to be fed
And if you get fed up with him
You just bite off his head!0 -
Brilliant, thank you!0
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