We'd like to remind Forumites to please avoid political debate on the Forum... Read More »
📨 Have you signed up to the Forum's new Email Digest yet? Get a selection of trending threads sent straight to your inbox daily, weekly or monthly!
E: 31/05 - Win Crap Lyrics book

Rock_Chick_Bird
Posts: 10,304 Forumite
CLICKY
Johnny Sharp has exposed the worst lyrics of all time in a new book called, appropriately enough, Crap Lyrics
We've got three copies of Crap Lyrics to give away.
To stand a chance of winning just use the Interact form below to send in your own choice of worst lyrics, the name of the song and the artist responsible.
Johnny Sharp has exposed the worst lyrics of all time in a new book called, appropriately enough, Crap Lyrics
We've got three copies of Crap Lyrics to give away.
To stand a chance of winning just use the Interact form below to send in your own choice of worst lyrics, the name of the song and the artist responsible.
The Rock Chick, she say 'courtesy costs nowt' - spread the word! 

0
Comments
-
A prime contender has to be this classic lyric, courtesy of KISS...
She’s a dancer
A romancer
I’m a Capricorn
And she’s a Cancer
Genius I tell's ya!!! :rolleyes:The Rock Chick, she say 'courtesy costs nowt' - spread the word!0 -
There were plants
And birds
And rocks
And things
Animal- Horse with no name
....things....of course............... :A.............0 -
Just googled 'bad song lyrics' and ended up giggling like mad!
"I Am, I Said" by Neil Diamond
"I am," I said
To no one there,
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair.
'Fly Away' by Lenny Kravitz
I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:0 -
Much as I love Goldfrapp this also has to be a contender
Now take me dancing
At the Disco
Where you buy your
Winniebago:j
Won 2016 Aegon Classic Tennis tickets, Alpro keep Cup,Carling Overnight bag, Elvive goody bag, Signed Wales Rugby Shirt,
0 -
Beelzebub is aching in my belly-o.
My feet are heavy and Im rooted in my wellios.
And I want to get away and go
From all these mirror windows.
And this from Kate Bush:j
Won 2016 Aegon Classic Tennis tickets, Alpro keep Cup,Carling Overnight bag, Elvive goody bag, Signed Wales Rugby Shirt,
0 -
I nearly went with "Are we human, or are we dancers?" from Human by The Killers but I chose "Something took hold of me and I acted like a dustbin lid" from The Other Me by Paul McCartney.0
-
ooh, this is fun!
"you think you're easy - you're about as easy as a nuclear war" classic duran duran - is there something i should know
[showing my age now!]
0 -
I went with - Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
Shakira, oh Shakira.:rotfl:
:staradminHuuuuuuge thank you hugs to all posters:staradmin0 -
-
I went with Club Tropicana by Wham!
Club Tropicana, drinks are free,
Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is the sea,
But don't worry, you can suntan!Sealed Pot Challenge #320
This discussion has been closed.
Confirm your email address to Create Threads and Reply

Categories
- All Categories
- 351.6K Banking & Borrowing
- 253.3K Reduce Debt & Boost Income
- 453.9K Spending & Discounts
- 244.6K Work, Benefits & Business
- 599.9K Mortgages, Homes & Bills
- 177.2K Life & Family
- 258.2K Travel & Transport
- 1.5M Hobbies & Leisure
- 16.2K Discuss & Feedback
- 37.6K Read-Only Boards