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E: 31/05 - Win Crap Lyrics book

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Johnny Sharp has exposed the worst lyrics of all time in a new book called, appropriately enough, Crap Lyrics



We've got three copies of Crap Lyrics to give away.
To stand a chance of winning just use the Interact form below to send in your own choice of worst lyrics, the name of the song and the artist responsible.
The Rock Chick, she say 'courtesy costs nowt' - spread the word! :D
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  • Rock_Chick_Bird
    Rock_Chick_Bird Posts: 10,304 Forumite
    A prime contender has to be this classic lyric, courtesy of KISS...

    She’s a dancer
    A romancer
    I’m a Capricorn
    And she’s a Cancer


    Genius I tell's ya!!! :rolleyes: :D
    The Rock Chick, she say 'courtesy costs nowt' - spread the word! :D
  • There were plants
    And birds
    And rocks
    And things


    Animal- Horse with no name

    ....things....of course.
    .............. :A.............
  • ChelseaGirl
    ChelseaGirl Posts: 4,385 Forumite
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    Just googled 'bad song lyrics' and ended up giggling like mad!

    "I Am, I Said" by Neil Diamond
    "I am," I said
    To no one there,
    And no one heard at all
    Not even the chair.

    'Fly Away' by Lenny Kravitz

    I wish that I could fly
    Into the sky
    So very high
    Just like a dragonfly

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • parsnip
    parsnip Posts: 182 Forumite
    Much as I love Goldfrapp this also has to be a contender

    Now take me dancing
    At the Disco
    Where you buy your
    Winniebago
    :j
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  • parsnip
    parsnip Posts: 182 Forumite
    Beelzebub is aching in my belly-o.
    My feet are heavy and Im rooted in my wellios.
    And I want to get away and go
    From all these mirror windows.


    And this from Kate Bush
    :j
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  • ThinkingOfLinking
    ThinkingOfLinking Posts: 11,828 Forumite
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    I nearly went with "Are we human, or are we dancers?" from Human by The Killers but I chose "Something took hold of me and I acted like a dustbin lid" from The Other Me by Paul McCartney.
  • nursey71
    nursey71 Posts: 9,695 Forumite
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    ooh, this is fun!

    "you think you're easy - you're about as easy as a nuclear war" classic duran duran - is there something i should know

    [showing my age now! :o]
  • whoopidoo
    whoopidoo Posts: 1,549 Forumite
    I went with - Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
    So you don't confuse them with mountains.

    Shakira, oh Shakira. ;):rotfl:
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  • ThinkingOfLinking
    ThinkingOfLinking Posts: 11,828 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic Combo Breaker
    whoopidoo wrote: »
    I went with - Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
    So you don't confuse them with mountains.

    Shakira, oh Shakira. ;):rotfl:

    I don't know the song in English but I did a version of the Spanish version; Suerte. It sounds better in Spanish.:p
  • twigletcaz
    twigletcaz Posts: 42 Forumite
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    I went with Club Tropicana by Wham!

    Club Tropicana, drinks are free,
    Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone.
    All that's missing is the sea,
    But don't worry, you can suntan!
    Sealed Pot Challenge #32
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