The Moneybot thread of really sad stories - best one wins

Moneybot

.. a signed photo of my pet newt.

Being far too lazy to make up my own sob story to enter competitions with and sadly lacking in ill or dead relatives I would like to steal yours.

So best sob story gets the prize.

Please feel free to include pictures. I do draw the line at actual dead relatives or pets unless really really funny.

Thank you.

mansey

Let the 3 legged transexual newt and Stick Man stories roll :rotfl:

alibabbaskeggy

my aunties next door neighbours cat had a wart on it's bum hole and it made me so sad I donated my full £3.70 savings and now I am destitute. I have just my black and white telly and a husband who pees on the floor to keep me company. winning this amazing *insert prize*will make my life complete and restore my faith in the humanity of life. I would just like to thank you so much from the bottom of my heart for allowing me to try and win this fantastic, beautiful *insert prize probably biscuits or a pen set* i have added a picture of my kids spudulike and frogmella for no other reason that it may make you pick me to win *insert a ton of annoying smileys and emoticons*

Moneybot

mansey wrote: »

Let the 3 legged transexual newt and Stick Man stories roll :rotfl:

Any story with both a stick man and a newt would probably win as long as it sounds remotely plausible.

sandycheeks

All the comp wanted was to be wished Merry Christmas so someone posted this - "Merry christmas to one and all and hope all your wishes come true to the lucky winner of this lovely hamper defo santa would of come this year id love the hamper basket to fill with food for the walk in centre!" (can you hear the heart strings getting plucked!)