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I can't stop pooing

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  • Nicki
    Nicki Posts: 8,166 Forumite
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    I think you should see GP tomorrow if not better. Long term runs are very serious (potentially life threatening). Have a look at the thread on embarassing illnesses if you don't believe me.

    I have a condition which causes this, and once after having runs for a week was so ill, they thought I wouldn't last the night. By that stage my electrolytes were so out of kilter (despite IV potassium and salts) that I was completely (temporarily thankfully) paralysed from waist down, which was very scary.
  • Twinny99
    Twinny99 Posts: 1,454 Forumite
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    Ive been 'ahem' going rather a lot this weekend, we have got a new blender thingy and Ive been having tons of pure fruit smoothies, but my last 'motion' was WHITE :eek: :eek: :eek:
  • comping_cat
    comping_cat Posts: 24,006 Forumite
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    I think you need to add a bit more fibre to your diet, the fruit and nuts are obviously going straight through you!!
  • vik6525
    vik6525 Posts: 16,347 Forumite
    Twinny99 wrote: »
    Ive been 'ahem' going rather a lot this weekend, we have got a new blender thingy and Ive been having tons of pure fruit smoothies, but my last 'motion' was WHITE :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Like dog poo was in the 1970s you mean??
    You lied to me Edward. There IS a Swansea. And other places.....

    *I have done reading too*
    *I have done geography as well*
  • NastyMatt
    NastyMatt Posts: 371 Forumite
    Why are you doing this to yourself?????
    Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."

    Sir Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."
  • thriftlady_2
    thriftlady_2 Posts: 9,128 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker I've been Money Tipped!
    vik6525 wrote: »
    Like dog poo was in the 1970s you mean??
    Why don't you see that any more ?

    To the OP, you're eating too much fruit, have some cake ;)
  • xxMandyxx
    xxMandyxx Posts: 129 Forumite
    vik6525 wrote: »
    Im a right nosey cow me, but whats the 'big event'?
    On the pooing though, I go about 4 times a day... always have... Ive got right 'healthy bowels' me...


    oh my gosh, really? :rotfl: :rotfl:
  • xxMandyxx
    xxMandyxx Posts: 129 Forumite
    Tam_Lin wrote: »
    I don't eat for body beautiful but having just gone vegan and eating beans, broccoli and cauliflower - well you can imagine. I had to leave my desk and go stand in the street yesterday and hope the traffic noise covered it.


    :rotfl: :rotfl: this thread is hilarious!!
  • notanothergreyhair
    notanothergreyhair Posts: 2,010 Forumite
    ts_aly2000 wrote: »
    But I honestly can't stop pooing.


    I know someone who is exactly the same, thw !!!!!! flows from her mounth continually!
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • Twinny99
    Twinny99 Posts: 1,454 Forumite
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    vik6525 wrote: »
    Like dog poo was in the 1970s you mean??

    Yes EXACTLY like that - or if a dog poo has been left out in the sun to dry :o:o:o





    Alls well today though you'll ALL be pleased to hear :T :T
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