The Funniest 50 Shades Parody You'll Ever Read - Free Today on Kindle

stevedan

The Shaft of the Ruffian is the funniest 50 Shades Parody you will ever read - and it is free today on Kindle.

When voluptuous, young sensualist Stephanie Harley-Blackthorne applies for a marketing job at Lord Cleteworth’s Pleasure Toy Emporium, she’s told that her job involves the road testing of the company’s new phallic naughty products.

Unable to control her urges, she immediately slakes the thirst of Lord Cleteworth and is filthily seduced by the mysterious and 'trisexual' Madame de la Poitrine.

But all is not as it seems and soon Stephanie is at risk of losing her freedom and, moreover, her very mind.

‘The Shaft of The Ruffian’ is an hilarious yet truly erotic ride through the most raunchy sex scenes ever written by the human hand. Fans of 50 Shades be warned. This is the real deal.

‘The most erotic yet humorous book I have ever read! What does trisexual mean?’ – a man.

‘Got me going like the clappers. I fainted after reading chapter three’ – some woman, whose name has been lost, unfortunately.

‘I have become a major pervert after reading this hilarious book and am handing myself in to the police!’ – another man, friendly with the one above, but not acquainted with the woman. Or any woman, come to that.

Evangelista St James is the pseudonym of a TV comedy writer and script doctor (not a medical doctor, it’s not the same thing) whose work has been performed by Simon Pegg, Martin Freeman, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, David Mitchell, Robert Webb, Sally Phillips and Amanda Holden, among others. This is Evangelista’s first thrustingly erotic novella.

Tiggy_Wiggy

:rotfl:OMG have just downloaded, not even passed page 3 (on my phone) and I can hardly read through the tears in my eyes...:rotfl:

bargainbetty

Fido!!!

Downloaded - though I think I'm going to have problems reading this on the train.... :rotfl:

wouldbeqaulitymoneysaver

Got it! from the looks of things I might buy 'Fifty Shades' when it has gone out of fashion. Methinks is it plagirised from Vampire Diaries and mixed up with raunchy sex.
As a plotline it seems too fairytale to me.

stevedan

This is now Top 100 in the UK

candygirl

Thanks!!!It can't be any more laughable n corny than the original though :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

stevedan

That would be impossible! At least this one is meant to be funny....

candygirl

stevedan wrote: »

That would be impossible! At least this one is meant to be funny....

I've read the first part of 50 shades, n am bored to death.Will love reading this on hols:)

ScarletRaven

wouldbeqaulitymoneysaver wrote: »

Got it! from the looks of things I might buy 'Fifty Shades' when it has gone out of fashion. Methinks is it plagirised from Vampire Diaries and mixed up with raunchy sex.
As a plotline it seems too fairytale to me.

It's actually quite famously plagerised from Twilight, so close, but even worse than you thought lol

wardrobewitch

thank you for posting, still available as free for me

lynn2

Got 50 Shades on my Kindle, but not read it yet. Have just downloaded the parody as it is FREE and ready for when I get round to reading 50 first.