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for the lonely dfw's...

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    tesuhoha wrote:
    Our version of flirting is a conversation about plumbing, male and female bits and pipes. I'm talking about this evening's conversation about central heating, not sex as perhaps you thought. ;)

    Plumbing can be fraught with depravity. You can open it a crack then there's a lot of banging - loud too.

    Water hammer is a terrible thing.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
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  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    Oh, talking of funny images....have you seen Martin on the site logo? The flower in his mouth just finishes it off beautifully......I laughed out loud when I saw that!
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
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  • lynsayjane
    lynsayjane Posts: 3,547 Forumite
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    tesuhoha wrote:
    Sexy and intelligent - Johnny Depp?

    hubba hubba


    talk about the mother of all off topic conversations!

    well my plan to get wasted is over, had one drink but noone was in the mood for a boogie so i got chips and came home.

    however the most wonderful kind and thoughtful scouser sent me a valentines e card which had me in tears! i knew somehting good would come of joining the dfw's!
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    tesuhoha wrote:
    Im a bit confused - do we want a male or female person?

    If you don't know - then you *are* confused...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Sea78
    Sea78 Posts: 6,185 Forumite
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    elantan wrote:
    i'm practically wet sitting here.....dont believe i just said that lol..lol
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  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    I think male OR female would do, if it got rid of the image of Russell Grant from our heads!
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
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  • elantan
    elantan Posts: 21,022 Forumite
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    tes ztd is all man and he's needing some serious flirting done with ...snaggles and i are attempting this (very badly) we need some help....mmm opening cracks and banging .....god i'll get kicked off at this rate lol
  • tesuhoha
    tesuhoha Posts: 17,971 Forumite
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    ZTD wrote:
    Plumbing can be fraught with depravity. You can open it a crack then there's a lot of banging - loud too.

    Water hammer is a terrible thing.

    Especially if you have a broken ball valve too its excrutiating!:eek:
    The forest would be very silent if no birds sang except for the birds that sang the best






  • tesuhoha
    tesuhoha Posts: 17,971 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker Mortgage-free Glee!
    The plumbing talk seems to be doing it for him.
    The forest would be very silent if no birds sang except for the birds that sang the best






  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    tesuhoha wrote:
    Especially if you have a broken ball valve too its excrutiating!:eek:

    Sends all your waterworks a'quiver.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
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