BBC Prog 'Honky Sausage'

Mancunian

Hi

Does anyone have any info or ideally a video of this MAD MAD pilot series starring 'Mo' (Gary Oldmans sis) off Eastenders.

It had a spell on BBC Choice (BBC3) a while ago.

Thanks!

Js_Other_Half

I've had a bit of a browse online to no avail - are you sure that it was called Honky Sausage?

Her stage name is Laila Morse or sometimes has been credited as Jackie Wyles.

Good luck with it.

Mancunian

thanks for taking the time to look.

thought I was going mad but found the 'other' person who had actually watched it:-

http://slashwrestling.com/guests/armstrong2.html

"For those folk living in the UK with satellite/cable access, check out BBC UK Play and look for a show called 'Honky Sausage'. That's one crazy !!!!!! show!"

will keep looking!

Mancunian

aaahhhhh here we are,, sorry for the language or words replaced by Yabb:-

Honky Sausages
Honky Sausages was an irreverent and scatological English comedy that aired on the BBC. Below, watch 12 installments of the most obscene family ever to grace the telly (that means TV to you Americans).

There's happy homemaker Honky Mum, her television-obsessed husband Honky Dad, aging punk rocker Honky Grandad, hooligan son Honky One, masturbation-crazy Honky Two, gigolo Honky Three and daughter Honky !!!!!! with her growing brood, the Honky Nippers. Plus, there's an assortment of crazies who cross the Honkies' paths.

Check back each week for a new hilarious installment.

(And if the English slang words the Honkies use leave you scratching your head, check out our handy Honky Sausages glossary.)

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Honky Sausages, Ep. 1: Honky Family History
Honky Mum gives a brief family rundown. This former barmaid now lives with her Honky Grandad, Honky Dad and their degenerate adult children. Ahhh, pure domestic bliss!

( run time: 4 min 19 sec )
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Honky Sausages, Ep. 2: Wash Your Hand
Poor Honky Two. !!!!!!, !!!!!!, !!!!!! all day long and now his right hand's covered in giant warts. If only he'd throw himself under a train like Honky Mum wants him to, he wouldn't be in this mess.

( run time: 4 min 44 sec )
PLAY: Coming Soon!



Honky Sausages, Ep. 3: I !!!!!! Like a Vixen on Viagra
Honky Three brings his first client of the day home, but unfortunately can't bring the old girl to orgasm thanks to Honky Granddad.

( run time: 4 min 8 sec )
PLAY: Coming Soon!



Honky Sausages, Ep. 4: We Know What We Like
Honky One is mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. Also, Honky Two can't cook his sausages and no sooner is Honky Three done with one client when he's picking up his next.

( run time: 4 min 40 sec )
PLAY: Coming Soon!



Honky Sausages, Ep. 5: Hey, Honky Mamma
While Honky Mum ruminates on her tempestuous relationship with Honky Dad, Honky !!!!!! talks the birds and the bees with her daughter and tries to answer the question, "Who had sex with the stork?"

( run time: 3 min 48 sec )
PLAY: Coming Soon!



Honky Sausages, Ep. 6: Hung Like a Donkey
The Honkies may not have a pot to !!!!!! in, but at least they have good taste. Right? And at least Honky Mum and Honky Dad have enough energy for a good shag.

( run time: 3 min 58 sec )
PLAY: Coming Soon!

Honky Sausages, Ep. 7: The Pigs Pay a Morning Visit
The Philosophical Pigs want a word with Honky Granddad, who just so happens to be busy with a young Ecstasy-popping tart.

( run time: 4 min 26 sec )
PLAY: Coming Soon!



Honky Sausages, Ep. 8: What's Honky Granddad Done Now?
Honky Mum dreams up a real corker to get the cops off her dad's tail Meanwhile, Honky !!!!!! can't get to work without being bothered by her "original gangster" boyfriend.

( run time: 4 min 37 sec )
PLAY: Coming Soon!



Honky Sausages, Ep. 9: Disfigured
Just because Honky Two is paranoid, doesn't mean that shadowy government figures aren't after him. But he seeks therapy anyway to cure his mental illness. Well, that and his chronic masturbation, too.

( run time: 4 min 1 sec )
PLAY: Coming Soon!



Honky Sausages, Ep. 10: Where Are My Dollars, Honky !!!!!!?
Honky !!!!!! can't get her glue-sniffing boyfriend off her back while Honky Two can't shake the tail of his imaginary pursuers. At least Two can have a good toss-off to help him relax.

( run time: 3 min 57 sec )
PLAY: Coming Soon!



Honky Sausages, Ep. 11: How Would You Like to Pay?
Honky Three's latest client is a classy lady who's been gaggin' for a good shag and who may want to stick around for a bite to eat afterwards.

( run time: 3 min 17 sec )
PLAY: Coming Soon!



Honky Sausages, Ep. 12: Can You Give Us a Cig? I'll Show You My Tits
A desperate single mum arrives with a simple request for Honky One. Hopefully, it won't put a damper on the band Hi-Fidelity who drops by the Honky house for a little family jam.

Mancunian

anyone ever see this?