I want to be a Life Coach

kathya

Hi can anyone help me. I want to be a life coach and I dont want to get involved with all these agencies promising all sorts, and of course wanting a load of money for the privilege. Do any of you know the best way for me to go. Any suggestions greatly appreciated. Thanks Kathy

Saucepot

Practice on here by answering queries. Heres mine.

The wife recently dropped a sprog and an ex girlfriend is chasing my tail, after a bite. She still has nice knockers, and whilst the wife is better, I can't say i'm getting a lot at the moment. If the wife finds out I'm divorced and as we've had a kid, It'll be expensive.

Do I nail the ex bird or what? If so, how can I be 100% discret, as the wife seems to know everywhere I've been. i can't sneek for a crafty pint without her knowing where i've been.

So life coach me, whats to do?

MrSmartprice

Saucepot wrote: »

Do I nail the ex bird or what? If so, how can I be 100% discret, as the wife seems to know everywhere I've been. i can't sneek for a crafty pint without her knowing where i've been.

So life coach me, whats to do?

Surprised you need coaching in this one, Saucy.;) It sounds like you should take a trip downmarket and avail yourself of the odd night in a Travelodge. They are impersonal and discreet, often have car parks tucked away, and are used to people using them for a bit of 'afternoon delight'. Take your own fizz and glasses, though.:o

With a bit of luck you could even get a nine quid room.:rotfl:

iolanthe07

Who needs a life coach? People need to make their own life decisions without interfering busybodies who know f.... all about life anyway - most of them are barely out of the sixth form. Anyone who pays for a life coach has more money than sense. Life coach.............you couldn't make it up!!

Curv

The term 'Life Coach' always makes me think of someone who rings you every few minutes and says "Breathe... breathe... breathe..."

tango

Curv wrote: »

The term 'Life Coach' always makes me think of someone who rings you every few minutes and says "Breathe... breathe... breathe..."

Now dear relax...life is a bed of roses..imagine you are on a beach, the waves lapping over your feet

Breathe in the sea air...and breathe out..do not worry about the seagull that has just crapp ed on your cardi..breathe in , breathe out..let those negative thoughts wash away with the tide..

Now hand over 50 bucks

meher

tango wrote: »

Now dear relax...life is a bed of roses..imagine you are on a beach, the waves lapping over your feet

Breathe in the sea air...and breathe out..do not worry about the seagull that has just crapp ed on your cardi..breathe in , breathe out..let those negative thoughts wash away with the tide..

Now hand over 50 bucks

that's my script - pay me my royalties

Quasar

I'd LOVE to be the life coach of a few peeps in here. After all look at the practice I've had with a certain student :rolleyes:.. Hang on, that hasn't led anywhere.

Mado

Quasar wrote: »

I'd LOVE to be the life coach of a few peeps in here. After all look at the practice I've had with a certain student :rolleyes:.. Hang on, that hasn't led anywhere.

With that as your success rate, you're bound to be cheap...
Which is good... I need a bit of help at the minute.
How much do you charge?:p

Quasar

Mado wrote: »

With that as your success rate, you're bound to be cheap...
Which is good... I need a bit of help at the minute.
How much do you charge?:p

£100 per hour. :cool: I can teach you to have the patience of a saint, that I certainly can do :rolleyes: :rotfl:

jfdi

Try http://www.ncl-coll.ac.uk/course-information.aspx?courseid=8223.

Used to be free - don't know if it still is. There's a link you can e-mail them to find out the fees.

HTH