This'll make you laugh....

dotstar24

2 weeks ago my father in law dropped me home after a wedding, just as we were pulling up a flat bed lorry emblazoned with the words vehicle recovery, or something of that effect on the bonnet, with two blokes pulled in just along from my house...given our currant financial situation, naturally i was worried. my partner was at a friends and luckly too inebriated to drive home, still i warned him about the lorry.

so this friday i was coming home again (mates b-day.....not a very dfw month for me!!) and that Van was there AGAIN!!!! call it rage....call it £1 sambucas (now that IS dfw-fied) i'd had enough. how dare these thugs sit outside my house and wait for th perfect time to pounce on my partners car!!!

i went up to the van, knocked on the window and asked the rather large skinhead who the hell he was there for.....my hubby's car!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!:mad: :mad: i then ranted a bit that i thought bailiffs were the lowest form of human ..scum....blah blah blah......


well him and his mate just burst out laughing...:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


the skinny driver informed me that that baldy lived on the same road as me, and he was dropping him home!!!!!:o


boy did i feel like a pranny!!!! :rolleyes:

Candy0107

ROFL - Thanks for making me smile.

Candy

skylight

Wally!!! hehehehe....

Next time, make them some tea and biccies.

Numpty_Monkey

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

dotstar24

they were rather nice, asked what my name was and said thanks for giving them the biggest laugh of the night.....

oh and just a warning, i really do not recommend the £1 sambuca's.....i felt GRIM the next day.

[Deleted User]

Oh my word! I'm laughing so much.:rotfl: Thank You!

I lost my job last week and today was the first day of unemployment - not a happy day, so your post has been the most perfect tonic. THANK YOU so much. :rotfl:

Tea and biscuits would be great if you can be brave enough to face the mechanics again. You've made them laugh - they are instantly your friends

doodledo_2

So funny :rotfl:

Lady_Lazarus

That's brilliant! Nice to know I not the only one who makes stupid mistakes..I sent off for my credit report and when I recieved it I sent a very angry e-mail explaining that not all the report was there, how the hell was I supposed to sort it if I didn't have it all there etc...
An hour later I got a very polite e-mail telling me to turn over the page as it was printed double sided ...:doh:

dotstar24

Lady_Lazarus wrote: »

That's brilliant! Nice to know I not the only one who makes stupid mistakes..I sent off for my credit report and when I recieved it I sent a very angry e-mail explaining that not all the report was there, how the hell was I supposed to sort it if I didn't have it all there etc...
An hour later I got a very polite e-mail telling me to turn over the page as it was printed double sided ...:doh:

PMSL!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

skylight

The pair of you!! :rotfl::rotfl:


(and I am owning up to nothing.......):o

Deep_In_Debt

Glad I'm not the only one that does things like that! Funnily enough, I did something embarrassing today too. I was in my local Sainsbury's local and they often leave a trolley out with loads of reduced items. Well I saw a basket full of reduced items which seemed abandoned in an aisle so I helped myself. Whilst I was in the queue to pay, a woman came up to me and asked in a very loud voice if I had taken her shopping out of her basket. The whole shop fell silent and people stared! Not sure I can go back in there for a while!