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    Nervous Joke
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    • 26th Aug 10, 9:51 AM
    Nervous Joke 26th Aug 10 at 9:51 AM
    Hi everyone,

    I need a little help for a joke.

    I'm going to be best man for a friends wedding, I have the speech all sorted but I want to add a joke at the beggining about being a little nervous making the speech. I was going to use the one "this is the 5th time Ive stood up from a warm seat today with a piece of paper in my hand" but that gets used at almost every wedding and I really want to say something different but can think of what to say.

    So can anyone give me any ideas of a joke that say's "Im as nervous as" or "Im more nervous than" etc ?

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