MSE News: Bag a cheap mortgage deal now, despite interest rate rise delay

I have a dream, that the interest rate goes negative, so they PAY me to borrow money, in the hope that I will then spend it, so it spreads throughout the economy.

What I actually do is to buy commodities, properties, art and antique cars, which are chased by too much free money and so get pushed up in price.

Drat, they only give free money to banks, not people.

Come on, a £1million interest only mortgage fixed at 0.1% for ten years.

I promise I will spend it on rich food, fast cars, loose women and life insurance. Hopefully, I die from consumption before the ten years are up, and the insurance pays back the £1miilion.