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bella165
bella165 Posts: 13,127 Forumite
Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker Stoptober Survivor
in Freebies (no spend required)
taken from my localpaper,you can claim your free copy of
The Surviving family Conflict And Divorce pocket book,
it is one of the most popular divorce self-help guides,
the book can be ordered free by calling
freephone 0800 321 3832
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  • lifesuckssometimes
    lifesuckssometimes Posts: 666 Forumite
    bella165 wrote: »
    taken from my localpaper,you can claim your free copy of
    The Surviving family Conflict And Divorce pocket book,
    it is one of the most popular divorce self-help guides,
    the book can be ordered free by calling
    freephone 0800 321 3832

    I will give FREE advice on divorce ( DON'T GET MARRIED ) :D Also it is a great moneysaving tip. My advice WILL SAVE YOU THOUSANDS :j :D
    NO!
    MY NAME IS NOT WORZEL
    IM JUST FEELING SLIGHTLY ROUGH TODAY
  • ebsay2000
    ebsay2000 Posts: 6,571 Forumite
    Ye.......

    Remember a wife is like dog....... Not just for Christmas!

    *lol*
  • The_Old_Bag
    The_Old_Bag Posts: 4,706 Forumite
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    lifesuckssometimes wrote: »
    I will give FREE advice on divorce ( DON'T GET MARRIED ) :D Also it is a great moneysaving tip. My advice WILL SAVE YOU THOUSANDS :j :D


    here, here.....

    But for those idiots who ignore this excellent advice, do some research on undetectable poisons, I wish I had, it would have saved me tens of thousands of pounds - and I'm still paying through the nose, and probably will be for the rest of my life.

    Ah well, as Brian sang, ":whistle: Always look on the bright side of life.....:whistle: " then again, he was being crucified at the time - which is nearly as painful as Divorce I hear !
  • lucyyy_2
    lucyyy_2 Posts: 32 Forumite
    :rotfl: ^^^LMAO!
  • The_Old_Bag
    The_Old_Bag Posts: 4,706 Forumite
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    ebsay2000 wrote: »
    Ye.......

    Remember a wife is like dog....... Not just for Christmas!

    *lol*
    They are also like a dog in that they are pathetically grateful for crumbs from the masters table, for getting scraps of HIS attention, and you can leave them locked up ( or out) all day while you clear off to the Footie, the pub, off with your mates etc
    Oh, and you also need a license to own one, and you can just abandon them when you get fed up of them and fancy a bit of a change :cool: and you can rely on some other poor beggar looking after it ( without you having to pay a penny) or the old b*tch can fend for herself !!
  • littlejaffa
    littlejaffa Posts: 2,251 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    married men live longer, have more sex and progress further at work than single men, it's only women who get the sticky end of that lollypop! maybe more gay marriages is the answer to long marriages :D
    Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it.
    Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
  • ebsay2000
    ebsay2000 Posts: 6,571 Forumite
    The_Old_Bag wrote: »
    They are also like a dog in that they are pathetically grateful for crumbs from the masters table, for getting scraps of HIS attention, and you can leave them locked up ( or out) all day while you clear off to the Footie, the pub, off with your mates etc
    Oh, and you also need a license to own one, and you can just abandon them when you get fed up of them and fancy a bit of a change :cool: and you can rely on some other poor beggar looking after it ( without you having to pay a penny) or the old b*tch can fend for herself !!

    Hmm......Do i sense a bit of bitterness there???

    :rotfl:
  • The_Old_Bag
    The_Old_Bag Posts: 4,706 Forumite
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    ebsay2000 wrote: »
    Hmm......Do i sense a bit of bitterness there???

    :rotfl:

    Bitter, Moi
    What on earth gave you that idea ???

    Just agreeing with lifesuckssometimes excellent money saving advice, and esbay2000 interesting analogy.
    Wives are like dogs, however much they are badly treated, they are still willing to go back for more (punishment):wall: , and will cower and wag their tail, pathetically craving affection from the source of their suffering.....
    Yet if they ever do turn and stand their corner ..........
    Why else is the insult of choice by men about women, to call them a b*tch. Presumably our only worth is to look after our masters property, and for breeding purposes.
  • rebbonk
    rebbonk Posts: 130 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    ebsay2000 wrote: »

    Remember a wife is like dog.......

    *lol*

    My dog was a lot more faithful

    3.gif
  • surfsister
    surfsister Posts: 7,527 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    bella165 wrote: »
    taken from my localpaper,you can claim your free copy of
    The Surviving family Conflict And Divorce pocket book,
    it is one of the most popular divorce self-help guides,
    the book can be ordered free by calling
    freephone 0800 321 3832

    Thanks also online here for a quick read

    http://www.family-lawfirm.co.uk/uploaded/documents/Surviving-Family-Conflict-and-Divorce---2nd-edition.pdf
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