E:07/07/08 Win a case of Cobra Every fortnight

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Win a crate of Cobra

"There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting."
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Banter or chat, debate or gossip – call it what you want, there's always something worth talking about (or interrupting).

Cobra beer helps you get the most out of a good conversation. Unlike regular beers, it's brewed to be less gassy, so it won't fill you up or weigh you down. Cobra is also double-filtered for extra smoothness, so there's nothing to stop the banter flowing effortlessly. If your conversation turns into hot air and gas, don't blame the beer.

Here on Dave – TV's home of witty banter – Cobra is bringing you the best banter, classic wits, and some great ways to get the conversation started. Ever wondered why there's only one Monopolies Commission? What was the best thing before sliced bread? How come quizzes are quizzical but tests aren't testic – well, you get it.

Entertain us - and win
In the name of good banter, we want to hear what you've got to say. We're looking for your best one-liners and we're giving away a case of Cobra beer to the wittiest and most original entry every fortnight from now until 7th July.
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