We’d like to remind Forumites to please avoid political debate on the Forum.

This is to keep it a safe and useful space for MoneySaving discussions. Threads that are – or become – political in nature may be removed in line with the Forum’s rules. Thank you for your understanding.

📨 Have you signed up to the Forum's new Email Digest yet? Get a selection of trending threads sent straight to your inbox daily, weekly or monthly!
The Forum now has a brand new text editor, adding a bunch of handy features to use when creating posts. Read more in our how-to guide

What does a 'personal ioniser' do?

Only I was tempted in Boots by one to hang round my neck, it was only £2.50 and it looks very pretty, it glows when it's switched on! It's caused great hilarity at home though 'cos I have no idea what it's supposed to be doing for me! Apart from crackling and hissing very very faintly ...
Signature removed for peace of mind
«1

Comments

  • Dee123_2
    Dee123_2 Posts: 4,396 Forumite
    I thanked you cos you made me giggle :). I think £2.50 for any glowy hissy thing is extremely good value...WELL DONE YOU!

    Dee
    "Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is
    determinism; the way you play it is free will.” Jawaharlal Nehru
    I am a magnet for all kinds of deeper wonderment
    I am a wunderkind oh
    I am a ground-breaker naive enough to believe this
    I am a princess on the way to my throne
  • Nile
    Nile Posts: 14,766 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    Hello Savvy_Sue


    Here is a non technical explanation for your query. Imagine your room becoming stuffy and airless.........due perhaps to the fitted carpet, television, hi-fi and other gadgets. The air in the room becomes highly positively charged (or is it negatively?:D )........then when you switch the ioniser on, it discharges negative ions to make the air 'fresher'. The effect is a bit like spending the day at the seaside and enjoying the fresh air.

    So, carrying the ioniser wherever you wander will ensure that you have a constant supply of the 'fresh' air.
    10 Dec 2007 - Led Zeppelin - I was there. :j [/COLOR]:cool2: I wear my 50 (gold/red/white) blood donations pin badge with pride. [/SIZE][/COLOR]Give blood, save a life. [/B]
  • Savvy_Sue
    Savvy_Sue Posts: 47,845 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper
    Nile wrote:
    Here is a non technical explanation for your query. Imagine your room becoming stuffy and airless.........due perhaps to the fitted carpet, television, hi-fi and other gadgets. The air in the room becomes highly positively charged (or is it negatively?:D )........then when you switch the ioniser on, it discharges negative ions to make the air 'fresher'. The effect is a bit like spending the day at the seaside and enjoying the fresh air.

    So, carrying the ioniser wherever you wander will ensure that you have a constant supply of the 'fresh' air.
    Thank you Nile, I was sure it was something good like that. Mind you, wherever I go it seems stuffy and airless at the moment, because it's just too HOT! I haven't yet noticed a huge difference but I will persevere, especially at work today.
    Signature removed for peace of mind
  • pavlovs_dog
    pavlovs_dog Posts: 10,227 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    come on 'fess up...its pink as well isnt it :rotfl:

    you'll have problems if ever you need to be sectioned you know sue, those nice jackets with the extra long sleeves only come in one colour :D:D:D
    know thyself
    Nid wy'n gofyn bywyd moethus...
  • Savvy_Sue
    Savvy_Sue Posts: 47,845 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper
    come on 'fess up...its pink as well isnt it :rotfl:
    NO! You malign me. It's silver, and light is blue.

    And it seems to be helping, although possibly that's because I wasn't working this afternoon and it's a teensy bit colder.
    you'll have problems if ever you need to be sectioned you know sue, those nice jackets with the extra long sleeves only come in one colour :D:D:D
    :rotfl:Are you sure? Surely in these days of equality I could have a pink straightjacket if I wanted one? Patient choice and all that ...

    I keep seeing girls with bright pink plaster casts on their wrists, I signed one for a lass in Morrisons the other day, she was trying to get as many different languages as possible on her cast. Then the next day I thought I saw her at the hospital, but it was a different girl, and I've seen another one at church.
    Signature removed for peace of mind
  • pavlovs_dog
    pavlovs_dog Posts: 10,227 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    well at least its making you feel better! i definatly feel better for the giggle.

    and congrats on your date, will be crossing everything thats flexible enough to cross for you sweetie xx
    know thyself
    Nid wy'n gofyn bywyd moethus...
  • aliasojo
    aliasojo Posts: 23,053 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Good Lord...how hard is it savvy???!!!! A personal ioniser is an ioniser that ionises you personally. Sheeessshhh!

    ;)

    :rotfl:

    Edited to add: I'm sue it looks very fetching on you too.....:)
    Herman - MP for all! :)
  • Savvy_Sue
    Savvy_Sue Posts: 47,845 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper
    aliasojo wrote:
    Good Lord...how hard is it savvy???!!!! A personal ioniser is an ioniser that ionises you personally. Sheeessshhh!
    :rotfl:That's what's worrying my husband. As a well brought up trekkie, he doesn't want to be anywhere near me when I'm being ionised! Shame, 'cos I bought one for him too and he won't wear it!
    aliasojo wrote:
    Edited to add: I'm sue it looks very fetching on you too.....:)
    It certainly does. It glows faintly ... fetching shade of blue. Yes, I can do blue as well as pink!
    Signature removed for peace of mind
  • aliasojo
    aliasojo Posts: 23,053 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Lol...daft beggar. :rotfl:
    Herman - MP for all! :)
  • Savvy_Sue
    Savvy_Sue Posts: 47,845 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper
    well at least its making you feel better! i definatly feel better for the giggle
    Well, today I survived work (30 deg, hot and airless) until 4.45 pm and was STILL capable of coherent speech at the end of the day. It could be a placebo effect, but I forget I'm wearing it most of the time so I think there's more to it than that.

    Got to be better than working with no clothes on, which is what our treasurer suggested as a cheaper alternative to hiring an aircon machine! :rotfl:
    Signature removed for peace of mind
This discussion has been closed.
Meet your Ambassadors

🚀 Getting Started

Hi new member!

Our Getting Started Guide will help you get the most out of the Forum

Categories

  • All Categories
  • 354.3K Banking & Borrowing
  • 254.4K Reduce Debt & Boost Income
  • 455.4K Spending & Discounts
  • 247.3K Work, Benefits & Business
  • 604K Mortgages, Homes & Bills
  • 178.4K Life & Family
  • 261.5K Travel & Transport
  • 1.5M Hobbies & Leisure
  • 16K Discuss & Feedback
  • 37.7K Read-Only Boards

Is this how you want to be seen?

We see you are using a default avatar. It takes only a few seconds to pick a picture.