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E: 31/03 Win a hamper full of Jordans cereal (write a poem)

Win 1 of 10 hampers from here


No purchase necessary. The winning poems will be those, in the opinion of the judges, that convey a delicious breakfast in the wittiest way

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  • hellypelly
    hellypelly Posts: 902 Forumite
    what a laugh, heres my effort pmslllllllllll
    wakey wakey rise n shine
    I jump up excited cos its breakfast time,
    I look out side to see the rain,
    but hey who cares its not a pain,
    into my kitchen I go too see, what's in the cupboards waiting for me,
    Theres loads that I like but some that I love
    and jordans cereal fits me like a glove!

    I never won any awards in school for my efforts either :(
    2010 challenge A.B.C.D.[STRIKE]E.[/STRIKE]F.G.H.I.J.[STRIKE]K[/STRIKE].L.M.N.O.P.Q.[STRIKE]R[/STRIKE].S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z
    Best of luck everyone!
    I have also gone for platinum in the presents challenge.2/15
  • Julieforde
    Julieforde Posts: 5,616 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Lol I like it
    Julie:T
    APRIL 2011 Wins

    Postcards..Now 78 cd.Moky DVD and Moky Fit Pass Card..
  • hellypelly
    hellypelly Posts: 902 Forumite
    Julieforde wrote: »
    Lol I like it


    Lol thanks
    2010 challenge A.B.C.D.[STRIKE]E.[/STRIKE]F.G.H.I.J.[STRIKE]K[/STRIKE].L.M.N.O.P.Q.[STRIKE]R[/STRIKE].S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z
    Best of luck everyone!
    I have also gone for platinum in the presents challenge.2/15
  • keletubbie
    keletubbie Posts: 658 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 500 Posts
    I'm a writer by trade...

    But my effort is embarrassing!

    If I win, I feel I should refuse the prize. :rotfl:
    Best wins: Luxury weekend in Russia, family holiday to France, catered BBQ for 20, Selfridges shopping spree, jolly to Majorca, £1,000 See Tickets vouchers, £500 John Lewis vouchers, five-star weekend in Provence!
  • Knightowl
    Knightowl Posts: 641 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker PPI Party Pooper
    I'm not proud so here to share with my effort...

    "A yawn because I have to mow the lawn,
    A scratch because the wife insists I have to miss the match,
    I'm in a fluster as she also passes the duster,
    A smile I can muster as she just flashed Jordan's and not Clusters!"
    The years starts today ....
  • kohsamui14
    kohsamui14 Posts: 452 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 100 Posts
    Jordans cereals at our house
    never fails to amuse
    we love all the tempting varieties
    and the crunchy way it chews
    Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.
  • Munchkim
    Munchkim Posts: 5,447 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker Photogenic
    I'll confess mine as well...

    Some crispy crunch,
    With luscious juicy fruit.
    Each morning I munch,
    In my birthday suit!

    I'm up with the crows,
    To get ready for work.
    I throw on my clothes,
    Head out the door with a smirk.

    For I know what I've eaten,
    Was as good as it tasted.
    My hunger pangs beaten,
    Not a spoonful was wasted!
    Just become FTBs & Aiming to be mortgage free by 2034 :wink:

    Thank you to all who post on the comps/freebies forums
    you've helped us save our deposit :money:
  • hellypelly
    hellypelly Posts: 902 Forumite
    :o now im ashamed at my effort :rotfl:
    good luck you poetic bunch
    2010 challenge A.B.C.D.[STRIKE]E.[/STRIKE]F.G.H.I.J.[STRIKE]K[/STRIKE].L.M.N.O.P.Q.[STRIKE]R[/STRIKE].S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z
    Best of luck everyone!
    I have also gone for platinum in the presents challenge.2/15
  • sonniemell
    sonniemell Posts: 960 Forumite
    mine was:-

    I wake up in the morning,
    and while i am yawning,
    I feel like something munchy
    Thats nice, tasty and crunchy

    Should I go for frusli?
    Or maybe stick to muesli
    Jordans choices are to blame
    I cant make my mind up, its insane

    Probably not win this either :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:hey at least i gave it a shot
    Wins,Hammerfest weekender tickets,Chris Rea Tickets,more Chris Rea Tickets,
  • mines sooooo bad lol, bfingers crossed hehe

    Country crisp it tastes so sweet, it helps me keep a healthy beat.
    while jordans keep my hips look neat , they also keep my tastebuds sweet.
    so thank you jordan's for treating me to the greatest wake up there could ever be.
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