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    • Glad
    • By Glad 18th Apr 18, 8:10 AM
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    Money Savers Arms CXXVII - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome
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    • 18th Apr 18, 8:10 AM
    Money Savers Arms CXXVII - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome 18th Apr 18 at 8:10 AM

    Good morning all!

    and welcome to a brand new Arms

    a place to chill and chat

    for everyone


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    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th May 18, 12:55 PM
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    ... Sorry, nit-picking mode kicks in early in my bwain! .... Ooh, I could nit-pick for England, I could!
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Not sure if they be nits, but I've got some nasty crawly little weevily things that are annoying me
    If you can help me get rid, I'd be much obliged
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    • savvy
    • By savvy 12th May 18, 2:27 PM
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    Afternoooooon all
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 12th May 18, 3:32 PM
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    Well, I turned up for that drink you promised Fruity, but where are you?
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    I have been absent from the Arms for a week due to illness. Your drink must have been stoled, or it evaporated whilst I was away.

    Afternoooooon all
    Originally posted by savvy
    Afternoon one.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th May 18, 7:34 PM
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    I have been absent from the Arms for a week due to illness. Your drink must have been stoled, or it evaporated whilst I was away.
    ....
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    Hope that you're a bit better now Fruity - as you're here I assume so!

    I'm propping up the bar as usual ....
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    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 14th May 18, 1:25 AM
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    I am much improved thanks.

    Is the bar in danger of collapse? Should I assist you in holding up my end of the bar?
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th May 18, 1:38 AM
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    YFruity, reckon I'm off now at the risk of being accused of being a lightweight.

    Reckon I'd rather be a square now and around later!

    You'll find me sleeping out back near the bins. It's where I call home when I'm sozzled. I'm what looks like the pile of rags in the corner.

    My previous employer has a lot to answer for .... think it's sometimes called PTSD.

    Maybe we should rename this place 'Insomniac's Inn' ?
    Last edited by Sleazy; 14-05-2018 at 1:42 AM.
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    • savvy
    • By savvy 14th May 18, 3:10 PM
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    I have been absent from the Arms for a week due to illness. Your drink must have been stoled, or it evaporated whilst I was away.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    Haha you are such a lightweight Fruit! I've been here through 2 weeks of miserable bronchitis

    Now where's my drink hey???
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th May 18, 3:30 PM
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    Reckon I owes you one Savvy. Seeing as mine had evapy-rated or was drinked by persons unknown , Fruity gave me yours.

    Fruity left me here alone last night. Only got a couple of hours in the bin, couldn't sleep this aftermoon either

    Not seen him at all today ... I were here, maybe not 'bright', but at least early
    Last edited by Sleazy; 14-05-2018 at 3:32 PM.
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    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 14th May 18, 3:58 PM
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    Fruitcake
    I be here I be. It's all busy-ness by here at Fruitcake Folly, making the most of the fine weather.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th May 18, 7:32 PM
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    I be here I be. It's all busy-ness by here at Fruitcake Folly, making the most of the fine weather.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    I see him here
    I see see him there.
    Fruity's bloomin' everywhere!

    However, looks like I'm-a-drinking alone again tonight.
    It'll be the bins again for me
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    • savvy
    • By savvy 14th May 18, 8:06 PM
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    I see him here
    I see see him there.
    Fruity's bloomin' everywhere!
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    OMG that reminds me of the Carry On film!

    Come on then....where's this drink hey?? I fancy a nice c0ckt@il
    • savvy
    • By savvy 14th May 18, 8:08 PM
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    savvy

    Come on then....where's this drink hey?? I fancy a nice c0ckt@il
    Originally posted by savvy
    Oh and make it a strong one........am so annoyed the mechanic didn't turn up to sort my exhaust out!!!!
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th May 18, 8:18 PM
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    OMG that reminds me of the Carry On film!

    Come on then....where's this drink hey?? I fancy a nice c0ckt@il
    Originally posted by savvy
    Take your pick - I've brought you a few over



    On The House
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    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th May 18, 9:29 PM
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    Oh and make it a strong one........am so annoyed the mechanic didn't turn up to sort my exhaust out!!!!
    Originally posted by savvy
    You must be 'exhausted' ...

    Wow has che tocktails?

    This is me btw



    Could somebody close the lid please?
    Last edited by Sleazy; 14-05-2018 at 9:32 PM.
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    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 15th May 18, 9:04 AM
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    OMG that reminds me of the Carry On film!

    Come on then....where's this drink hey?? I fancy a nice c0ckt@il
    Originally posted by savvy
    Carry on, don't lose your head. The Black Fingernail! The best one of the series in my bumble o'pinion.
    Last edited by Fruitcake; 15-05-2018 at 9:09 AM.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 16th May 18, 2:45 AM
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    Sleazy
    Early to bed, early to rise
    Makes you healthy, wealthy and wise.

    Not in my case. I must just be an unhealthy insomniac.

    Goodnight all, pub's closing now and I'm the last man standing. Again.
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    • savvy
    • By savvy 16th May 18, 2:29 PM
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    savvy
    Take your pick - I've brought you a few over

    On The House
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    Mega thanks Sleazy.......that blue one looks and looks like it has your signature Sleazeball in it

    You must be 'exhausted' ...
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    HA I have been with this latest savvy saga!!!! But it FINALLY got done yesterday afternoon after some sparks from cutting bolts off, swearing under my car drilling bolts out.........and then serene engine noise once it was completed!!

    Carry on, don't lose your head. The Black Fingernail! The best one of the series in my bumble o'pinion.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    Yesssssss such a cracker that one!!
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 17th May 18, 7:30 PM
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    Sleazy
    It was the swearing what done it!
    Almost always works ...
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    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 19th May 18, 4:58 PM
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    Fruitcake
    Swearing, and threatening stubborn inanimate objects with a hammer often does the trick in my experience.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 19th May 18, 6:23 PM
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    Sleazy
    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=birmingham%20screwdriver

    ^^^^^^^

    Isn't an 'ammer Fruity, it be a Birmingham Screwdriver what works best

    Swearing in a Black Country accent offends nobody IMHO, because nobody can oonderstand yow anywayz. Well, maybe one or three folken from Dudlay ... and we wooden want to offend the wenches wood way?
    Last edited by Sleazy; 19-05-2018 at 6:25 PM.
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