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    • Glad
    • By Glad 18th Apr 18, 8:10 AM
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    Glad
    Money Savers Arms CXXVII - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome
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    • 18th Apr 18, 8:10 AM
    Money Savers Arms CXXVII - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome 18th Apr 18 at 8:10 AM

    Good morning all!

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    a place to chill and chat

    for everyone


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    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 13th Sep 18, 8:48 AM
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    Fruitcake
    Wot I'd loike to know Fruity, is was it a ladies nightly or a ladies negligence?

    Got a story to tell about a certain ladies negligence, but not today.
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    Once a knight, always a knight, but twice a night, and you're doing alright.

    Talking of negligences, are they called that because the maker of them neglected to put enough material into them?



    And talking of nightlies, do you remember a TV series called Nighty Night? Starring (and, I believe, written by) Julia Davis?
    Very dark, but quite funny too.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nighty_Night

    Compulsive viewing for all narcissistic sociopaths.
    Originally posted by Pyxis

    … and how many of them are there in the Arms then?

    No Offence …

    … starts tonight.

    I've never heard of Nighty Night. I have heard the expression, night night when someone is a-going to bed.
    Does Her Maj say that when she is bunging out gongs?
    Philip: What are you going to do today?
    Lillibet: Knight a knight.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 13th Sep 18, 8:59 AM
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    Fruitcake
    Yer tiz. In this version he sings nibbling, not gobbling, but I'm sure I heard him sing the latter.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CFIC61MMHY
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 13th Sep 18, 9:56 AM
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    ...
    and how many of them are there in the Arms then?

    .....
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    I'm not sayin' what kind of 'path' i may or may not be.
    That's strictly between me and my Shrink.
    And if she tells you otherwyze, it be displayin' 'er flatulence.
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • savvy
    • By savvy 14th Sep 18, 4:38 PM
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    I'm an empath, does that count??
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th Sep 18, 5:34 PM
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    Sleazy
    I'm an empath, does that count??
    Originally posted by savvy
    It do count, Savvy.
    But only on February 29th every 4 years, when yer flatulatin'.
    That meanz eatin' beanz and only beanz for the pevious two days.

    Savvy? (get it? )

    I'll probably tell you about my own path-illogicals another thyme, although Fruity does know a thing or three, but he won't tell ee anything, on account of the lizard who has made a point in Cornwall.
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 14th Sep 18, 5:46 PM
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    It do count, Savvy.
    But only on February 29th every 4 years, when yer flatulatin'.
    That meanz eatin' beanz and only beanz for the pevious two days.

    Savvy? (get it? )

    I'll probably tell you about my own path-illogicals another thyme, although Fruity does know a thing or three, but he won't tell ee anything, on account of the lizard who has made a point in Cornwall.
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    I've got a pen-holder made of serpentine from The Lizard.
    I got it in about 1970.
    Serpentine stuff was very expensive, and I could only afford a pen-holder.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom and Official Brainbox
    Founder Member: 'WIMPS ANONYMOUS' and 'VICTIMS of the RANDOM HEDGEHOG'
    I'm in a clique! It's a clique of one! It's a unique clique!
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Sep 18, 9:32 AM
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    I'm an empath, does that count??
    Originally posted by savvy
    Just as long as you are not one of them there cycle-paths wot goes round murdering peoples in their beds.

    I've got a pen-holder made of serpentine from The Lizard.
    I got it in about 1970.
    Serpentine stuff was very expensive, and I could only afford a pen-holder.
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    I had a small lighthouse made vrum serpentine. You are right, it was dispensive. I have no idea what happened to it, nor the miniature mug I bought from Holland's Pottery just outside Clevedon.

    My greatest loss though was my Blue Peter badge that disappeared when we moved house. *sniff* Such street cred did that little thing carry.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 16th Sep 18, 12:31 PM
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    Sleazy
    I'm an empath, does that count??
    Originally posted by savvy
    I were told once that I was a 'sin-pathetic' person.
    I guess that could count twice, the sinnin' bit and the pathetic part.
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 16th Sep 18, 6:18 PM
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    I used to play that Pathetic Sonata by Beethoven on the piano.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom and Official Brainbox
    Founder Member: 'WIMPS ANONYMOUS' and 'VICTIMS of the RANDOM HEDGEHOG'
    I'm in a clique! It's a clique of one! It's a unique clique!
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 16th Sep 18, 6:30 PM
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    Sleazy
    I used to play that Pathetic Sonata by Beethoven on the piano.
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Best I could do was "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" on a comb with Izal wrapped around it in a cell ...
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • savvy
    • By savvy 16th Sep 18, 7:04 PM
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    savvy
    I were told once that I was a 'sin-pathetic' person.
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    Awww that's pathologically cruel!
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 16th Sep 18, 7:15 PM
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    Sleazy
    Awww that's pathologically cruel!
    Originally posted by savvy
    I agree.

    I know that I mumbles to meself on the bus whilst hiding under me raincoat and flat cap, but I'll bet that Fruity talks to 'imself in his roller on 'is roller blades when ee's alone. In 'is thirst class carriage on Tuesday evening's as well when he escapes to the big city.

    That's life .. some get on ok ... some don't ...
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • savvy
    • By savvy 16th Sep 18, 7:22 PM
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    savvy
    He's in a different county though he can get away with it down there
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 16th Sep 18, 7:23 PM
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    Sleazy
    True ... but I am in my own alternate universe most of the time (when I'm not in prison)
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • savvy
    • By savvy 16th Sep 18, 7:25 PM
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    True ... but I am in my own alternate universe most of the time (when I'm not in prison)
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    Well who is the ruler of your alternate universe??
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 16th Sep 18, 7:32 PM
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    Sleazy
    That's a difficult one, because only little things seem to change at a time.

    In the town where I live, I've discovered a couple of portals which if I go through, transport me to another universe. Things disappear from buildings, relationships change ... no it doesn't matter ...

    The current one isn't bad, but it WILL change, that I know ... and I confess to being a bit frit at times ....
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 16th Sep 18, 7:34 PM
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    Sleazy
    Then there's the voices!
    'Ave you 'eard them too?
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 16th Sep 18, 7:41 PM
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    Sleazy
    Доктор я не сплю по ночам.
    Выпейте эту таблетку.
    Если утром проснетесь, выпейте еще одну.

    (That's the solution) ....
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 16th Sep 18, 8:06 PM
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    Pyxis
    Доктор я не сплю по ночам.
    Выпейте эту таблетку.
    Если утром проснетесь, выпейте еще одну.

    (That's the solution) ....
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    I got as far as Doctor........
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom and Official Brainbox
    Founder Member: 'WIMPS ANONYMOUS' and 'VICTIMS of the RANDOM HEDGEHOG'
    I'm in a clique! It's a clique of one! It's a unique clique!
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 17th Sep 18, 9:17 AM
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    Fruitcake
    I agree.

    I know that I mumbles to meself on the bus whilst hiding under me raincoat and flat cap, but I'll bet that Fruity talks to 'imself in his roller on 'is roller blades when ee's alone. In 'is thirst class carriage on Tuesday evening's as well when he escapes to the big city.

    That's life .. some get on ok ... some don't ...
    Originally posted by Sleazy

    Oi you! I don't mumble, or talk to myself when in public. I orate, to my adoring (captive) public! It's everyone else wot mumbles when I do so, and I wish they wouldn't. It's so rude.

    He's in a different county though he can get away with it down there
    Originally posted by savvy
    I dunno. I never seem to complete my railway adventures without being asked to leave the train afore I get to the big city. They'm a funny lot, they railway poleeces-people, always wanting a-companying to their poleeces station.
    Either they'm scared, or they keep forgetting the way.


    I got as far as Doctor........
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Who?
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
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