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    • deano9133
    • By deano9133 5th Feb 18, 7:53 PM
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    Nicest thing someone has said to you?
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    • 5th Feb 18, 7:53 PM
    Nicest thing someone has said to you? 5th Feb 18 at 7:53 PM
    A woman once called me lovely , that was nice.
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    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 6th Feb 18, 8:08 AM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 8:08 AM
    I thought the hospital nurse told me that I was 'a beast' when I stripped for her to weigh me. She was actually telling me that I was obese!

    Talk about deflated ego
    Sleazy
    There are those who say what's in their mind
    And those who mind what they say
    And the In-Betweeners
    Egypt & Switzerland
    • amistupid
    • By amistupid 6th Feb 18, 10:44 AM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 10:44 AM
    Initially I was very flattered when my wife said,"Your todger is bigger than all your mates."
    Last edited by amistupid; 06-02-2018 at 10:50 AM.
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
    • pollypenny
    • By pollypenny 6th Feb 18, 12:06 PM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 12:06 PM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 12:06 PM
    Initially I was very flattered when my wife said,"Your todger is bigger than all your mates."
    Originally posted by amistupid


    Oh, Adey! We have missed you and the fatherly arm! Perhaps you wouldnt dare now, though!
    Member #14 of SKI-ers club

    Words, words, they're all we have to go by!.

    (Pity they are mangled by this autocorrect!)
    • tommix
    • By tommix 6th Feb 18, 12:40 PM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 12:40 PM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 12:40 PM
    After getting stood up and knocked back by numerous women my confidence was at an all time low. That all changed when my 98 year old grandmother said to me.."Don't worry tom, Imo you are very handsome, If I was 80 years younger...."

    I was so inspired by her comment that I slung on my Cowboy Boots, splashed on some 'Old Spice', cycled to the 'Streatham Lacarno' and pulled a Doris within 5 minutes.

    True story.
    • Oakdene
    • By Oakdene 6th Feb 18, 12:41 PM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 12:41 PM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 12:41 PM
    "Fine, I'll sign the divorce papers"
    Does dim arian 'da fi, ond breuddwydion 'da fi.

    Gwlad yr I & Columbia (no Welsh word for Columbia)
    • joansgirl
    • By joansgirl 6th Feb 18, 12:46 PM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 12:46 PM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 12:46 PM
    "I've had worse"
    Some people only exist as examples of what to avoid...
    .


    Finito

    Brazil and Serbia
    • tommix
    • By tommix 6th Feb 18, 1:12 PM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 1:12 PM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 1:12 PM
    Initially I was very flattered when my wife said,"Your todger is bigger than all your mates."
    Originally posted by amistupid
    Don't be disheartened Adey..She might have been referring to the johnnies. 'Mates' Johnnies were very popular back in the day.
    • tommix
    • By tommix 6th Feb 18, 1:14 PM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 1:14 PM
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    • 6th Feb 18, 1:14 PM
    "Is that an inter-continental ballistic missile in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" Was another one.
    • juliethemuse
    • By juliethemuse 6th Feb 18, 3:36 PM
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    I said to my boyfriend ' my life couldn't get any worse, and then I met you'
    This was meant as a compliment!
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 6th Feb 18, 4:04 PM
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    The nicest thing anyone has ever said to me was the word "yes" when I asked a certain young miss if she would marry me.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
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