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    • SamsReturn
    • By SamsReturn 20th Jul 17, 10:38 PM
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    They're digging up Salvador Dali
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    • 20th Jul 17, 10:38 PM
    They're digging up Salvador Dali 20th Jul 17 at 10:38 PM
    The body of Salvador Dali is being exhumed tonight, to do a DNA test.
    A woman has claimed she's his love child, and so wants part of his estate.

    Well once the results of the test come out, that should put us in the picture.
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    • Gettingtherequickly
    • By Gettingtherequickly 21st Jul 17, 4:56 PM
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    Hi theregettingquickly..I've been on a working holiday to Egypt where I have been involved in the procurement of 'Milfs' (Mummy's I'd like to flog). I have a rather lucrative contract with the British Museum who pay me two grand a pop.
    Originally posted by tommix
    Dang! Going there in a couple of weeks, could have met up & caused havoc around the square
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    • avogadro
    • By avogadro 21st Jul 17, 5:25 PM
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    I went to the British Museum a couple of weeks ago, to see the Hokusai exhibition. Queues and crowds everywhere!
    • ScarletMarble
    • By ScarletMarble 21st Jul 17, 8:44 PM
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    His tache is intact
    • dontone
    • By dontone 6th Sep 17, 9:49 PM
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    The results are in....... (I won't spoil it if you haven't seen it already)

    The good thing about it all though, is that if they get anybody else claiming to be one of his offspring, then they will already have the DNA ready to test. No more digging the fella up.
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    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 7th Sep 17, 7:04 AM
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    Interesting that she is a tarot card reader.

    Denmark and Senegal
    (I just lurve spiders! )

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