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    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 28th Jun 17, 1:09 PM
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    fairy lights
    The cursed wish game
    • #1
    • 28th Jun 17, 1:09 PM
    The cursed wish game 28th Jun 17 at 1:09 PM
    You make a wish, the next poster grants your wish...but with a twist, before making a wish of their own.

    E.g. 'I wish I could fly'
    'Granted...but you get terrible altitude sickness'


    I'll start...
    I wish I could teleport
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    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 6th Jul 17, 11:10 PM
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    fairy lights
    Granted, you're taller because you have a freakishly long neck

    I wish I had beautiful long blonde hair
    • gonebust
    • By gonebust 6th Jul 17, 11:42 PM
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    gonebust
    Granted, you're taller because you have a freakishly long neck

    I wish I had beautiful long blonde hair
    Originally posted by fairy lights

    Granted, unfortunately it's pubic hair and it won't stop growing


    I wish I could speak a foreign language
    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 6th Jul 17, 11:43 PM
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    fairy lights
    Granted, but it's klingon and women are repelled


    I wish I could play tennis
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 7th Jul 17, 6:40 AM
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    Pyxis
    Granted, but it's klingon and women are repelled


    I wish I could play tennis
    Originally posted by fairy lights
    Granted, but it's the original Pacman tennis!


    I wish my fingernails wouldn't keep splitting.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 7th Jul 17, 8:24 AM
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    Sleazy
    Granted, but they're not splitting because you don't have any nails.

    I wish that I could have anything without paying for it.
    Sleazy
    In Vino Veritas, In Aqua Sanitas
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 7th Jul 17, 8:31 AM
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    Pyxis
    Granted, but they're not splitting because you don't have any nails.

    I wish that I could have anything without paying for it.
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    Granted. Here it is...........you don't have to pay for this anything........





    I wish I could think of something to ask for.




    .
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • Missli
    • By Missli 7th Jul 17, 10:51 AM
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    Missli
    Granted, but they then become very squeaky shoes!

    I wish I had a magic laundry fairy who would iron, fold and put away the clothes
    • Oakdene
    • By Oakdene 7th Jul 17, 10:52 AM
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    Oakdene
    Granted, but they then become very squeaky shoes!

    I wish I had a magic laundry fairy who would iron, fold and put away the clothes
    Originally posted by Missli
    Granted but the laundry the fairy irons, folds & puts away is taken right from the dirty laundry hamper.

    I wish I could read peoples minds
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 7th Jul 17, 1:31 PM
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    Pyxis
    Granted, but they then become very squeaky shoes!
    Originally posted by Missli
    Was that in reply to my wish?
    'Cos I don't understand it.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • horleyflyer
    • By horleyflyer 7th Jul 17, 9:44 PM
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    horleyflyer
    Granted but the laundry the fairy irons, folds & puts away is taken right from the dirty laundry hamper.

    I wish I could read peoples minds
    Originally posted by Oakdene
    Granted.....but are often revolted and wish you couldn't


    I wish teeth were indestructable
    Girls do it better....
    • gonebust
    • By gonebust 7th Jul 17, 9:52 PM
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    gonebust
    Granted.....but are often revolted and wish you couldn't


    I wish teeth were indestructable
    Originally posted by horleyflyer

    Granted

    Now your teeth are like rodents teeth growing longer and longer


    I wish I could get 8 hours sleep at night
    • horleyflyer
    • By horleyflyer 7th Jul 17, 10:00 PM
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    horleyflyer
    Granted...but someone has to hit you over the head with a mallet every evening


    I wish chocolate had no calories
    Girls do it better....
    • gonebust
    • By gonebust 7th Jul 17, 10:03 PM
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    gonebust
    Granted

    Only every zero calorie you eat, you gain a kilo


    I wish I could read music
    • horleyflyer
    • By horleyflyer 7th Jul 17, 10:14 PM
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    horleyflyer
    Granted....but you forget your alphabet


    I wish I could get into tennis
    Girls do it better....
    • gonebust
    • By gonebust 7th Jul 17, 10:17 PM
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    gonebust
    Granted....but you forget your alphabet


    I wish I could get into tennis
    Originally posted by horleyflyer


    Granted

    Tennis shoes in a size 13 men's


    I wish I liked red wine
    • horleyflyer
    • By horleyflyer 7th Jul 17, 10:37 PM
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    horleyflyer
    Granted....but it makes you act like a stroppy toddler


    I wish I had a secretary
    Girls do it better....
    • Bobbybun
    • By Bobbybun 8th Jul 17, 3:53 PM
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    Bobbybun
    Granted....but he posts all your secrets and habits on the social media accounts.

    I wish I didn't like crisps so much.
    • Meg x
    • By Meg x 9th Jul 17, 10:27 AM
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    Meg x
    Granted, but instead you like fried grasshoppers and everyone is disgusted with you.

    I wish I had a handyman.
    ''Embrace the glorious mess that you are''

    Elizabeth Gilbert

    ''The world is made of faith, trust, and pixie dust''
    J.M. Barrie
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 9th Jul 17, 11:35 AM
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    Sleazy
    Granted, but immediately after meeting you he develops arthritic fingers.

    I wish I had been born in 1929
    Sleazy
    In Vino Veritas, In Aqua Sanitas
    • horleyflyer
    • By horleyflyer 9th Jul 17, 10:35 PM
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    horleyflyer
    Granted....but the present year is 1928


    I wish someone would give me a foot masage
    Girls do it better....
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