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    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 23rd Jun 17, 7:20 AM
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    What's irritating you VI
    • #1
    • 23rd Jun 17, 7:20 AM
    What's irritating you VI 23rd Jun 17 at 7:20 AM
    Haven't even got out of bed yet and I'm irritated.
    -The badly behaved cat peed in the laundry basket so all my summer clothes have had to go back in the wash and I'll have to wear jeans today.
    -I've pulled a muscle in my leg and have to drag it behind me, quasimodo style
    -OH ate all the bread so I can't have toast for breakfast
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    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 10th Jul 18, 8:36 AM
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    Why is it that I'm twice the size of Mrs Sleazy, but she needs three quarters of the bed?
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    • NaughtiusMaximus
    • By NaughtiusMaximus 10th Jul 18, 8:38 AM
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    Forum view has changed.
    No box to type reply in - have to click 'post reply' button first now.
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    Seems fine for me. I'm on Android mobile but usong the full version of the site, not the mobile view.
    • Wizard of Id
    • By Wizard of Id 10th Jul 18, 8:41 AM
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    Why is it that I'm twice the size of Mrs Sleazy, but she needs three quarters of the bed?
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    It's the 'S' that does it

    she is just so much bigger than he, it just takes up a third more space everywhere
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    • OldMotherTucker
    • By OldMotherTucker 10th Jul 18, 8:57 AM
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    Quick reply box is there for me on my desktop, skin has not changed either.
    Originally posted by Wizard of Id
    I had the very old skin on my lap top but my kindle is all different.
    Should have joined Borrowmydoggy.com
    • colinw
    • By colinw 10th Jul 18, 10:42 AM
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    Itchy legs......I am not sure where the spots are coming from though....maybe allergic to something
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    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 10th Jul 18, 10:45 AM
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    Itchy legs......I am not sure where the spots are coming from though....maybe allergic to something
    Originally posted by colinw
    Ask Sleazy....... he knows all about bodily critters!




    Or, have you been shaving your legs?
    (I just lurve spiders! )
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    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 10th Jul 18, 10:55 AM
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    It's the 'S' that does it

    she is just so much bigger than he, it just takes up a third more space everywhere
    Originally posted by Wizard of Id
    Wiz, it has taken me two hours to understand what you meant!
    Very good, now I'm irritated that I didn't get it before ....
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    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 10th Jul 18, 10:59 AM
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    Itchy legs......I am not sure where the spots are coming from though....maybe allergic to something
    Originally posted by colinw
    Ask Sleazy....... he knows all about bodily critters!

    Or, have you been shaving your legs?
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Well ... It might be the ants. Or you could have a symbiote that's trying to get out .

    Seriously, the last few days my head has been itching - like ants in what's left (and right) of my hair. I'm sure I have critters feeding on my flesh, but I do try to scald them a bit in the shower once or twice a year.
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    • ScarletMarble
    • By ScarletMarble 10th Jul 18, 11:20 AM
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    IF England go to the final of the WC, kick off is Sunday 3pm. I doubt my employer will close the shop early. As Aldi and Lidl are closing early if England are in the final.

    The shop will be very dead. Everyone aged 52 and under have never experienced England in the WC final. You can extend that for people aged 52-57 that were too young to remember it.

    Come on all retailers, you will be making very few sales from 3pm. Most of your employees want to watch the match!
    • coffeehound
    • By coffeehound 10th Jul 18, 11:25 AM
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    That situation in coffee shops where they put your tray with cake etc on the counter right in front of the queue while they make your coffee. Someone of course then coughs over it. Can't believe they don't have a sneeze guard or something in front.
    • joansgirl
    • By joansgirl 10th Jul 18, 11:46 AM
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    IF England go to the final of the WC, kick off is Sunday 3pm. I doubt my employer will close the shop early. As Aldi and Lidl are closing early if England are in the final.

    The shop will be very dead. Everyone aged 52 and under have never experienced England in the WC final. You can extend that for people aged 52-57 that were too young to remember it.

    Come on all retailers, you will be making very few sales from 3pm. Most of your employees want to watch the match!
    Originally posted by ScarletMarble
    Kick off is 4pm.
    Some people only exist as examples of what to avoid...
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    • Zinco
    • By Zinco 10th Jul 18, 11:46 AM
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    Jeremy Hunt is now Foreign Secretary.


    Talk about from dumb to dumber!
    • Zinco
    • By Zinco 10th Jul 18, 11:48 AM
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    Itchy legs......I am not sure where the spots are coming from though....maybe allergic to something
    Originally posted by colinw

    The heat?
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 10th Jul 18, 11:51 AM
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    That situation in coffee shops where they put your tray with cake etc on the counter right in front of the queue while they make your coffee. Someone of course then coughs over it. Can't believe they don't have a sneeze guard or something in front.
    Originally posted by coffeehound
    You mean like a uniformed chap?

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    • colinw
    • By colinw 10th Jul 18, 11:53 AM
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    The heat?
    Originally posted by Zinco
    It has not really been that hot up here, I think it might be the Plague
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    • colinw
    • By colinw 10th Jul 18, 11:55 AM
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    Ask Sleazy....... he knows all about bodily critters!




    Or, have you been shaving your legs?
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    I only shave me legs on a Saturday
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    • Zinco
    • By Zinco 10th Jul 18, 11:56 AM
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    It has not really been that hot up here, I think it might be the Plague
    Originally posted by colinw

    You might turn into a Zombie
    • colinw
    • By colinw 10th Jul 18, 11:59 AM
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    You might turn into a Zombie
    Originally posted by Zinco
    What do mean turn into ?
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    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 10th Jul 18, 12:36 PM
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    I only shave me legs on a Saturday
    Originally posted by colinw
    That's it then! The hairs start growing back 3 or 4 days later and can itch like ......... the plague!
    (I just lurve spiders! )
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    • Jackmydad
    • By Jackmydad 10th Jul 18, 12:59 PM
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    It has not really been that hot up here, I think it might be the Plague
    Originally posted by colinw
    Have a look outside.
    If there are rats dancing in the street then either they're having a street party to celebrate No 3 sewer winning at pawball.
    Or bubonic plague has turned into a pandemic, the rats have got it, and we're all going to snuff it.
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