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He's saying the knife sharpener was fine. What more do you want him to say?
Originally posted by ScorpiondeRooftrouser
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Sigh . . . What aspect of my post did you find difficult to understand? Plain English could not have been more plain. Ah well. Just to help you:
I do not
want him, you, or anyone else to say anything at all when he, you, or anyone else has nothing of any meaning to say. Not
"good". Not
"fine". Not
"arrived OK". If ever the day comes -- God forbid -- when I want to read a tweet from a twitterer, I won't log into Amazon.
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I think the veriest idiot would be able to work out that if it's fine, it sharpens knives ok, and if it's "rubbish", it didn't sharpen the knives very well.
Originally posted by ScorpiondeRooftrouser
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Verily, you have the wrong end of the knife sharpener again. Why, prithee, would anyone with a functioning brain wish to waste it on
"working out" what the less functional have to say? A "review" isn't there to be "worked out" but to be
read, as in:
"Good knife sharpener, we've had ours for six months and it works as well now as it did out of the box." Or:
"Bad buy, this so-called sharpener. Hardly sharpened anything before falling to pieces. We returned it to Amazon but the replacement's just as bad, too."
Ooh.
Reviews. Who'd've thought it?
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The fact that you and a couple of other people need this spelled out to you doesn't impose an obligation on a reviewer to cater for you, rather than catering for people with a much higher degree of understanding than you.
Originally posted by ScorpiondeRooftrouser
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As an assertion of superior intellectual authority,

that paragraph may be lacking.
Have you not yet grasped that people do not
need anything spelled out to them? Your issue of "need" relates solely to those of egos so fragile that they
need to see their little dribbling verdicts online, the pointlessness of such contributions mattering not so long as they've demonstrated their facility to type some keyboard characters in so astonishingly correct an order as to actually result in a word. Or, possibly, even two.
What
they "need" to understand is. . . they need not bother.
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Bear in mind that it might well be because they get out more than you do that they don't spend as much time as you do writing reviews of tuppenny pencils.
Originally posted by ScorpiondeRooftrouser
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As I was unaware of the Amazon pencils price until your revelation,
getting out more would seem to be the kind of prescription that you should be writing for yourself. With that 2p pencil, but of course.