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    • mattytun
    • By mattytun 26th Aug 15, 6:05 PM
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    mattytun
    Your Day In Three Words. (Part 4)
    • #1
    • 26th Aug 15, 6:05 PM
    Your Day In Three Words. (Part 4) 26th Aug 15 at 6:05 PM
    Need New Kettle.
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    • Jackmydad
    • By Jackmydad 14th Sep 18, 10:57 AM
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    Jackmydad
    Have I made
    Anybody laugh today?
    If not, then
    Everything seems pointless
    And I shall
    Go Welly Wanging!
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    You've had me in galoshes of laughter Sleazy!
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th Sep 18, 1:15 PM
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    Sleazy
    There will always
    Be an England.
    And Welly Wangers
    Who are Wassocks.
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • Jackmydad
    • By Jackmydad 14th Sep 18, 3:02 PM
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    Jackmydad
    There will always
    Be an England.
    And Welly Wangers
    Who are Wassocks.
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    Up in the
    Black Country we
    Used to say
    "Wassock" pronounced "wazzock"
    For "neck" as
    In "Get that
    Beer down yer
    Wasssock old mate"
    • colinw
    • By colinw 14th Sep 18, 3:15 PM
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    colinw
    Having a dohnut
    Coz I can!
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 14th Sep 18, 3:21 PM
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    Pyxis
    There will always
    Be an England.
    And Welly Wangers
    Who are Wassocks.
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    I repeat: a
    Wassock in a
    Cassock on a
    Hassock on a
    Tussock. (Ok, Coley?)
    Last edited by Pyxis; 14-09-2018 at 3:51 PM.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom and Official Brainbox
    Founder Member: 'WIMPS ANONYMOUS' and 'VICTIMS of the RANDOM HEDGEHOG'
    I'm in a clique! It's a clique of one! It's a unique clique!
    • colinw
    • By colinw 14th Sep 18, 3:34 PM
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    colinw
    I repeat: a wassock in a cassock on a hassock on a tussock.
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    And I repeat
    Three bleeding words
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 14th Sep 18, 3:50 PM
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    Pyxis
    And I repeat
    Three bleeding words
    Originally posted by colinw
    Oops! Thread hopping
    Again! Sowee Coley!
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom and Official Brainbox
    Founder Member: 'WIMPS ANONYMOUS' and 'VICTIMS of the RANDOM HEDGEHOG'
    I'm in a clique! It's a clique of one! It's a unique clique!
    • colinw
    • By colinw 14th Sep 18, 3:55 PM
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    colinw
    Oops! Thread hopping
    Again! Sowee Coley!
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    I was stern
    sorry bout that
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 14th Sep 18, 4:07 PM
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    Pyxis
    I was stern
    sorry bout that
    Originally posted by colinw
    No no no!
    Rules is rules!
    I broke rules,
    So,fair's fair!
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom and Official Brainbox
    Founder Member: 'WIMPS ANONYMOUS' and 'VICTIMS of the RANDOM HEDGEHOG'
    I'm in a clique! It's a clique of one! It's a unique clique!
    • Jackmydad
    • By Jackmydad 14th Sep 18, 5:29 PM
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    Jackmydad
    We've all done-it. . .
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th Sep 18, 5:37 PM
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    Sleazy
    And I repeat
    Three bleeding words
    Originally posted by colinw
    Be they injured?
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th Sep 18, 5:38 PM
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    Sleazy
    No no no!
    Rules is rules!
    I broke rules,
    So,fair's fair!
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    I do agree.
    All's fair in
    Love and war.
    But Colin's correct!
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th Sep 18, 5:39 PM
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    Sleazy
    I was stern
    sorry bout that
    Originally posted by colinw
    It's better there
    Than the Bow.
    Less rough, sea!
    Oh dear, was
    That a pun?
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 14th Sep 18, 5:44 PM
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    Pyxis
    We've all done-it. . .
    Originally posted by Jackmydad
    That is cheating!

    (Should put dunnit).


    It's better there
    Than the Bow.
    Less rough, sea!
    Oh dear, was
    That a pun?
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    Don't talk bilge!
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom and Official Brainbox
    Founder Member: 'WIMPS ANONYMOUS' and 'VICTIMS of the RANDOM HEDGEHOG'
    I'm in a clique! It's a clique of one! It's a unique clique!
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th Sep 18, 6:04 PM
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    Sleazy
    That is cheating!

    (Should put dunnit).

    Don't talk bilge!
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Better talk bilge
    Than talkin' bile
    Says our Sleazy
    With a smile ....
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • Jackmydad
    • By Jackmydad 14th Sep 18, 6:06 PM
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    Jackmydad
    That is cheating!

    (Should put dunnit).




    Don't talk bilge!
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Put "done it"
    First to make
    Point then hyphenated
    Because I never
    Get it wrong!
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th Sep 18, 7:26 PM
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    Sleazy
    I just ate
    Two cream doughnuts.
    Mine and yours.
    You weren't here.
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 14th Sep 18, 8:16 PM
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    Sleazy
    "Sniff! Sniff! Sniff!"
    Said your Sleazy.
    "Being me is
    Not always easy,
    Folks may think
    I'm a clown,
    Even when I
    Am feeling down.

    To the posters
    Who post here.
    I bid farewell,
    Also good cheer.
    Not feeling well,
    Off to bed.
    Need some peace
    Inside my head!"

    Why do the
    Voices never stop
    Or go away?
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 14th Sep 18, 8:20 PM
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    Pyxis
    Three words and
    Poem! Very good!



    Does your medicine
    Need adjusting, perhaps?
    That might be
    Why, possibly, maybe?
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom and Official Brainbox
    Founder Member: 'WIMPS ANONYMOUS' and 'VICTIMS of the RANDOM HEDGEHOG'
    I'm in a clique! It's a clique of one! It's a unique clique!
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 15th Sep 18, 4:30 AM
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    Sleazy
    Did you guess?
    I couldn't sleep.
    Even with pills.
    I have also
    Got an itch
    But not a
    Seven year one!
    (Inside my elbow).
    (P)earl Of The Alphabetty
    Nabob Of None
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