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    • joansgirl
    • By joansgirl 5th Apr 14, 6:17 AM
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    The Good Morning Thread
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    • 5th Apr 14, 6:17 AM
    The Good Morning Thread 5th Apr 14 at 6:17 AM
    Well, we've got a goodnight thread so let's have a good morning one as well.

    Good morning everybody
    Me and the dog have had our morning constitutional and shortly I shall be venturing forth to the big Tesco to do my fortnightly shop. When I get home I've got 3 hours work related admin and paperwork to do

    The weather here is a bit nippy but at least there's no fog.
    Last edited by joansgirl; 08-09-2015 at 9:31 PM.
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    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 10th Jul 18, 4:38 PM
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    Why do I feel automatically guilty when standing in the lift next to a policeman
    Originally posted by colinw
    You're the only other person there and you've just farted?
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    • Oakdene
    • By Oakdene 10th Jul 18, 5:28 PM
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    Evening, just back from the dentist!!
    Dwy galon, un dyhead,
    Dwy dafod ond un iaith,
    Dwy raff yn cydio’n ddolen,
    Dau enaid ond un taith.


    • Flick216
    • By Flick216 10th Jul 18, 6:02 PM
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    Evening, just back from the dentist!!
    Originally posted by Oakdene
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    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 11th Jul 18, 5:42 AM
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    Good morning all waistcoat wearers, wino's and others this wonderful Wednesday!

    I wonder how Gareth Southgate is feeling today? Bet he's nervous, but keeping outwardly calm for the players.

    Whatever happens, the English Team have done better than expected and performed admirably. On past and present form, I see them winning tonight and putting up a good fight against Les Miserables on Sunday.

    According to auto correct, I was earlier accused of being a butleerer instead of a butler when taking wife her morning tea, which has put a smile on my weathered face.

    Today could be good ...
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    • Oakdene
    • By Oakdene 11th Jul 18, 6:50 AM
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    *Yawn* bore da pawb!

    Had rubbish nights sleep, woke up every couple of hours!!
    Dwy galon, un dyhead,
    Dwy dafod ond un iaith,
    Dwy raff yn cydio’n ddolen,
    Dau enaid ond un taith.


    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 11th Jul 18, 7:49 AM
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    Urgh. Woke up late due to a very late night.
    Feels like half the day has gone.

    Butleerer, Sleazy? Did autocorrect change butler to butleerer? Is that a word? (!!!)


    Good morning little pronouns!


    I shall have a lazy day today, in preparation for hitting the supermarket at 7 o'clock tonight! I shall only have an hour to do my supermarket dash and fill my trolley!
    It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming.......my food is coming home!
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    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 11th Jul 18, 7:50 AM
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    *Yawn* bore da pawb!

    Had rubbish nights sleep, woke up every couple of hours!!
    Originally posted by Oakdene
    That's usually my trick!

    Toothache?
    Or drank too much?
    (I just lurve spiders! )
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    • onomatopoeia99
    • By onomatopoeia99 11th Jul 18, 7:52 AM
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    Buongiorno!
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    Home is where my books are.
    • colinw
    • By colinw 11th Jul 18, 8:10 AM
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    Good Morning : )

    cough cough cough might have a mild man flu here

    Cloudy here at the moment but going to be a cracker of a day later on
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    • Oakdene
    • By Oakdene 11th Jul 18, 8:13 AM
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    That's usually my trick!

    Toothache?
    Or drank too much?
    Originally posted by Pyxis

    Neither, just one of those nights!!



    I shall have a lazy day today, in preparation for hitting the supermarket at 7 o'clock tonight! I shall only have an hour to do my supermarket dash and fill my trolley!
    Originally posted by Pyxis

    When you're at the check out & you hear the beep.....
    Dwy galon, un dyhead,
    Dwy dafod ond un iaith,
    Dwy raff yn cydio’n ddolen,
    Dau enaid ond un taith.


    • Flick216
    • By Flick216 11th Jul 18, 8:21 AM
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    Morning all!

    I hope today is a better day - yesterday was filled with frustration at having to deal with the incompetence of others

    I'm already nervous about the England game and I'm not really a football fan. I don't know if I will watch it.....not sure I could cope with the stress!
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    • Oakdene
    • By Oakdene 11th Jul 18, 8:24 AM
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    Morning all!

    I hope today is a better day - yesterday was filled with frustration at having to deal with the incompetence of others

    I'm already nervous about the England game and I'm not really a football fan. I don't know if I will watch it.....not sure I could cope with the stress!
    Originally posted by Flick216

    Ah no, hope today is better for you.


    I would say it's only a game but I know better than that, I was inconsolable following this https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/15307018
    Dwy galon, un dyhead,
    Dwy dafod ond un iaith,
    Dwy raff yn cydio’n ddolen,
    Dau enaid ond un taith.


    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 11th Jul 18, 8:52 AM
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    Took a tumble today.
    Nothing m uchm (auto-crack agaim), but if I'm quieter than usual, just wanted to say that it's not because of France beating Belgium or anything .

    I actually think that should England get through tonight, they have a better chance against France (rhyme not intended) than against the Belgians.

    We'll see. Arm now hurting, and it's my typing arm .....
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    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 11th Jul 18, 9:04 AM
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    Neither, just one of those nights!!





    When you're at the check out & you hear the beep.....
    Originally posted by Oakdene
    ..........what will happen?

    Took a tumble today.
    Nothing m uchm (auto-crack agaim), but if I'm quieter than usual, just wanted to say that it's not because of France beating Belgium or anything .

    I actually think that should England get through tonight, they have a better chance against France (rhyme not intended) than against the Belgians.

    We'll see. Arm now hurting, and it's my typing arm .....
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    Oh dear!
    Hope it's just a bruise and not a crack.

    A good chance for you to practice your ambidexterity!


    And, you have changed your sig again!
    Did your hunch back get cured?
    (I just lurve spiders! )
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    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 11th Jul 18, 9:15 AM
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    I have another (ouch) change in mind (ouch) ...
    My drinking arm as well ...
    I did mean coffee ....
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    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 11th Jul 18, 9:21 AM
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    I have another (ouch) change in mind (ouch) ...
    My drinking arm as well ...
    I did mean coffee ....
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    I think your sig should be Lavalamp, 'cos you're constantly changing!

    That would make a good username, too!
    (I just lurve spiders! )
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    • Oakdene
    • By Oakdene 11th Jul 18, 9:24 AM
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    Ah hope you're ok Sleazy!!
    Dwy galon, un dyhead,
    Dwy dafod ond un iaith,
    Dwy raff yn cydio’n ddolen,
    Dau enaid ond un taith.


    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 11th Jul 18, 9:28 AM
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    I think it must be my humerus, because I don't feel like laughing!

    If the spelling's wrong, blame it on the elbow ....
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    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 11th Jul 18, 9:30 AM
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    Sleazy
    I think your sig should be Lavalamp, 'cos you're constantly changing!

    That would make a good username, too!
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Are you 'avin a "lav"?

    Was that clever?
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    • Flick216
    • By Flick216 11th Jul 18, 9:31 AM
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    Hope you are ok Sleazy.....more water with it
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