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    • joansgirl
    • By joansgirl 5th Apr 14, 6:17 AM
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    joansgirl
    The Good Morning Thread
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    • 5th Apr 14, 6:17 AM
    The Good Morning Thread 5th Apr 14 at 6:17 AM
    Well, we've got a goodnight thread so let's have a good morning one as well.

    Good morning everybody
    Me and the dog have had our morning constitutional and shortly I shall be venturing forth to the big Tesco to do my fortnightly shop. When I get home I've got 3 hours work related admin and paperwork to do

    The weather here is a bit nippy but at least there's no fog.
    Last edited by joansgirl; 08-09-2015 at 9:31 PM.
    Some people only exist as examples of what to avoid...
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    • DesertWind
    • By DesertWind 12th Mar 18, 7:41 AM
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    DesertWind
    Morning all.

    What a beautiful day for sticking a cucumber through someone's letterbox and shouting, Help, help, the Martians have landed.

    RIP Doddy.
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 12th Mar 18, 7:43 AM
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    Pyxis
    Good morning, diddy people. Keep diddlin'.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • indesisiv
    • By indesisiv 12th Mar 18, 7:58 AM
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    indesisiv
    Good morning all
    I fear today is going to be a loooong day
    “Time is intended to be spent, not saved” - Alfred Wainwright
    • Oakdene
    • By Oakdene 12th Mar 18, 8:09 AM
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    Oakdene
    Bore da pawb, what a great weekend. Had so much fun with the kids this weekend!!

    Have bot HMRC & external auditors arriving today *sigh* so will try to pop in as & when possible.
    Hiraeth
    • onomatopoeia99
    • By onomatopoeia99 12th Mar 18, 8:17 AM
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    onomatopoeia99
    Morning all, worn out after up and down the motorway visiting relatives this weekend.
    INTP, nerd, libertarian and scifi geek.
    Home is where my books are.
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 12th Mar 18, 8:32 AM
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    Pyxis
    Morning all, worn out after up and down the motorway visiting relatives this weekend.
    Originally posted by onomatopoeia99
    How many mothers have you got, Ono?
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Mar 18, 9:03 AM
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    Sleazy
    Morning all.

    What a beautiful day for sticking a cucumber through someone's letterbox and shouting, Help, help, the Martians have landed.

    RIP Doddy.
    Originally posted by DesertWind
    So it was YOU!

    Good Morning Folks, and before you ask, I feel annoyed with everything and everybody. To be fair, I'm probably over reacting. Blame the andropause.
    Sleazy
    In Vino Veritas, In Aqua Sanitas
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 12th Mar 18, 9:35 AM
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    Fruitcake
    Good moaning all and one.

    Where's me sheeeart? *

    Ken Dodd, what a leg-end. I have happy memories of listening to his wireless show on a Sundegg afternoon when I was a kid.

    What a beautiful day for knocking on the Kremlin door and shouting, is Len in?

    * Would one of you good people direct me to the location where perchance an item of my upper body apparel may be located please?
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Mar 18, 10:34 AM
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    Sleazy
    Well, stayed at home today ...
    Descaled kettle as per advice received on this forum (thanks)
    Fed myself.
    Washed the dishes.

    Now what? It's only 1030 ....
    Sleazy
    In Vino Veritas, In Aqua Sanitas
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Mar 18, 11:59 AM
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    Sleazy
    .....
    What a beautiful day for knocking on the Kremlin door and shouting, is Len in?
    ....
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    Sleazy
    In Vino Veritas, In Aqua Sanitas
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 12th Mar 18, 1:14 PM
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    Pyxis
    I am going to not quite the deepest darkest part of your Zummerzet today, Old Fruit, on a short course.
    I shall watch out for ziderr-drinking, pitchfork-waving, smock-attired natives.

    Is there a local word of greeting I can say to stop them pronging me with said fork?
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • pollypenny
    • By pollypenny 12th Mar 18, 1:18 PM
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    pollypenny
    Good morning, folks. Clocks went forward yesterday here in the USA. They go back a fortnight later than in the UK, too.

    Planning a lazy day today.
    Member #14 of SKI-ers club

    Words, words, they're all we have to go by!.

    (Pity they are mangled by this autocorrect!)
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 12th Mar 18, 2:12 PM
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    Fruitcake
    I am going to not quite the deepest darkest part of your Zummerzet today, Old Fruit, on a short course.
    I shall watch out for ziderr-drinking, pitchfork-waving, smock-attired natives.

    Is there a local word of greeting I can say to stop them pronging me with said fork?
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    "Mornin', 'ow bis" should do ee fine m'dear.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • onomatopoeia99
    • By onomatopoeia99 12th Mar 18, 2:17 PM
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    onomatopoeia99
    I am going to not quite the deepest darkest part of your Zummerzet today, Old Fruit, on a short course.
    I shall watch out for ziderr-drinking, pitchfork-waving, smock-attired natives.

    Is there a local word of greeting I can say to stop them pronging me with said fork?
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    A bit further north, but if it were Bristol and you needed directions, you could say "where's that to?"
    INTP, nerd, libertarian and scifi geek.
    Home is where my books are.
    • Oakdene
    • By Oakdene 12th Mar 18, 2:22 PM
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    Oakdene
    A bit further north, but if it were Bristol and you needed directions, you could say "where's that to?"
    Originally posted by onomatopoeia99
    If you were down by me you could say "that's over here by there that is."

    Or "where to you going?"
    Hiraeth
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 12th Mar 18, 2:57 PM
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    Fruitcake
    A bit further north, but if it were Bristol and you needed directions, you could say "where's that to?"
    Originally posted by onomatopoeia99
    I be comin' up vrum Zumerzet to Brizzle a-morrow. I shall use this phrase should I need directions to the pub where I be going to meet friends ... to.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 12th Mar 18, 2:59 PM
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    Fruitcake
    If you were down by me you could say "that's over here by there that is."

    Or "where to you going?"
    Originally posted by Oakdene
    Dewn yer theess would zay, erz by yer or by here if thee'm posh.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • colinw
    • By colinw 12th Mar 18, 3:17 PM
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    colinw
    Afternoon Everyone had a busy day today.....weather wise dull here and raining
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Mar 18, 3:49 PM
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    Sleazy
    I am going to not quite the deepest darkest part of your Zummerzet today, Old Fruit, on a short course.
    I shall watch out for ziderr-drinking, pitchfork-waving, smock-attired natives.

    Is there a local word of greeting I can say to stop them pronging me with said fork?
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Take care if you be there after dark!

    I've 'eard of strange 'appenings goin' on.
    Sleazy
    In Vino Veritas, In Aqua Sanitas
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 12th Mar 18, 3:58 PM
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    Fruitcake
    Aye, locals in gaiterz makin' ee offrinz o' clotted cream and zyder, and 50% off a bag o' mangold wurzels.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
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