Where is the perfect man from the Festive Fivers competition?

kingfisherblue Posts: 9,203 Forumite

18 December 2018 at 4:15PM in Special occasions & other celebrations

A few years ago, there was a Festive Fivers competition run by MSE. One of the suggestions was a poem about a perfect man. It started along the lines of 'A perfect man is hard to find'. It does not appear to be in the Festive Fivers any longer, when searching.

Google brings up (in the images) a similar poem on Pinterest, but it's a verse short. There was a verse that included him not taking all the duvet.

I wanted to print out the poem for a good friend, but want the full version.

For those who don't know, the perfect man was a gingerbread man :rotfl:

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