The Bankrupt Inn

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  • Mike_St_Helens
    Mike_St_Helens Posts: 3,414 Forumite
    Sounds great! What about if you get so drunk you end up on the loo, knickers round your ankles singing 'I saw a mouse, where, there on the stair, right there a little mouse, with clogs....'
    Is that OK?

    That sounds generally like me !
  • savagevixen
    savagevixen Posts: 1,276 Forumite
    My son sings a lovely song (he's 8 and ASD)
    "Please Mr Bartender,
    give me another drink,
    Or I'll put your willy in a blender"

    So maybe I'll just stick to Mike or landlord. (Or Sir)
    :starmod: I am not that savage :heartpuls But I am a Vixen :staradmin
  • Mike_St_Helens
    Mike_St_Helens Posts: 3,414 Forumite
    My son sings a lovely song (he's 8 and ASD)
    "Please Mr Bartender,
    give me another drink,
    Or I'll put your willy in a blender"

    Oh dear... Actually.. again.. Thats me !
  • nobody buy savage any drinks........ she will only get pregnant again sat on the loo knicks round her ankles lol

    :beer: :beer: :p:p :eek: :eek:

    any how was about to ask if ya get much tottie in here but seems like savage beat me to the question and turned up woohoo!
    Bsc no 224
    'Only The Paranoid Survive'
    ;)
  • Mike_St_Helens
    Mike_St_Helens Posts: 3,414 Forumite
    nobody buy savage any drinks........ she will only get pregnant again sat on the loo knicks round her ankles lol

    :beer: :beer: :p:p :eek: :eek:

    any how was about to ask if ya get much tottie in here but seems like savage beat me to the question and turned up woohoo!

    Im hoping so !! Mind you I dont generally have much luck in 'normal' pubs !
  • savagevixen
    savagevixen Posts: 1,276 Forumite
    nobody buy savage any drinks........ she will only get pregnant again sat on the loo knicks round her ankles lol

    :beer: :beer: :p:p :eek: :eek:

    any how was about to ask if ya get much tottie in here but seems like savage beat me to the question and turned up woohoo!

    Wallop- you do know me!
    You are truly correct- in all honesty I have not got p*ssed since I last got pregnant as I am too bloody fertile and scared!!! My OH has also decreed that if we have a 6th child it has to be called Hageef Alfarouk as we are not the slightest bit asian (sorry to generalise) I would not be too happy about this! He wanted to call our son 'Mount Shaft'.
    :starmod: I am not that savage :heartpuls But I am a Vixen :staradmin
  • Red1708
    Red1708 Posts: 843 Forumite
    Hmm its always the men that prop the bar up
    BSC Member 59 - AD 29th March 2008


  • tight_jock
    tight_jock Posts: 1,902 Forumite
    Rich said he would get the 1st ones in !!

    I did when I opened my pub, needless to say the brewery didnt provide any for free!!

    Mineral water (And GIn) on its way TJ..

    Are you coming to the AGM have you decided yet TJ?

    I`m doing my best to keep the weekend free but there are a couple of difficulties on the horizon. I really wont know until the last minute. I have, however booked my room so, fingers crossed.

    Plenty of water in the gin please. Better make it tonic.......oooohh aren`t you jealous of my will power:rotfl: :rotfl:
  • savagevixen
    savagevixen Posts: 1,276 Forumite
    Im hoping so !! Mind you I dont generally have much luck in 'normal' pubs !

    Do you not see tottie everywhere?:D (I know what your getting at but I didn't realise it was exclusive)
    :starmod: I am not that savage :heartpuls But I am a Vixen :staradmin
  • dread to think why lol


    (is it cos u do?)

    :confused::confused:
    Bsc no 224
    'Only The Paranoid Survive'
    ;)
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