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    • charlesworth82
    • By charlesworth82 23rd Jun 04, 1:12 PM
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    • 23rd Jun 04, 1:12 PM
    Cannibals 23rd Jun 04 at 1:12 PM
    >Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are
    >all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming
    >briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
    >cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
    >employees." The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later
    >their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with
    >you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know
    >what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the
    >boss had left, the
    >of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the
    >secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
    >continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no
    >noticed anything, but nooooo, you had to go and eat a secretary!"
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