Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread part 2½
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zippydooda wrote: »its the wall one i dont get, i can do the maths but i assume its like the boiling of 1 egg or 2
The way I'm reading it there's no maths required
No white writing:rotfl:To do is to be. Rousseau
To be is to do. Sartre
Do be do be do. Sinatra0 -
zippydooda wrote: »its the wall one i dont get, i can do the maths but i assume its like the boiling of 1 egg or 2
Nope .............What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare0 -
zippydooda wrote: »TrulyMadly wrote: »Should we have a sweep to guess the colour of Catherine's outfit at the wedding. No money etc just a bit of fun:)
I think we should allow descriptive shades eg baby pink or shocking pink as long as they have meaning:)TrulyMadly wrote: »Catherine's wedding frock:D
SSM. Purple
TM. Pale lemon
Enterprise. Cream silk0 -
TrulyMadly wrote: »The way I'm reading it there's no maths required
No white writing:rotfl:
i have thought its already built0 -
Zippy
:T:T:rotfl::rotfl:
My son tried the ship one on me, got very annoyed when I didn't even blink before telling him the answer :rotfl::rotfl:What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare0 -
Evening, I will go for pale pink for Catherine outfitThe person who never makes a mistake never learns anything.0
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TrulyMadly wrote: »Catherine's wedding frock:D
SSM. Purple
TM. Pale lemon
Enterprise. Cream silk
Nettie. Rose
Bubbs. Baby blue
Di Canary yellow
Izzy65 pale pink
Assuming rose pink is a darker shade than pale pink:)To do is to be. Rousseau
To be is to do. Sartre
Do be do be do. Sinatra0 -
Enterprise_1701C wrote: »A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered? Rope ladders made out of rope and no rungs.
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs
A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?
He is walking
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
Electric trains don't have smoke unless on fire.
How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?
No dirt in holes.
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
It is already built.
Larry!!!8217;s father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty!!!8230;Guess what would be the name of the fifth?
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Good grief - it does not bear thinking about DM and OH in my guest house for the befuddled and bewildered - I'd be driven bats :rotfl:
Mind you they could discuss ships and cruises all day and OH would have someone to look and oo and aaah at his 632892 photos of ships, boats, liners, cruises and seascapes :rotfl:
And I will come - we can go to pub!
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