Did you do it on your wedding night?

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  • londonman81
    londonman81 Posts: 1,130 Forumite
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    Al_Mac wrote:
    How long do marriages last these days? On average less than 40 years I'd say :)

    Yeah I forgot - make that best part of 21 days.
    "To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant." Amos Bronson Alcott
  • wigginsmum
    wigginsmum Posts: 4,150 Forumite
    No we didn't. By the time I'd drunk myself sober, got rid of family and friends and transvestite maids, it was 6am and it was the last thing on our minds.
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  • londonman81
    londonman81 Posts: 1,130 Forumite
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    Al_Mac wrote:
    So haven't you just dropped yourself into the same category by posting at all :)

    Yup I have.
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  • gillette147
    gillette147 Posts: 13,296 Forumite
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    1012donna wrote:
    We got married abroad so after ceremony went back and got changed, consumated the marriage and then went for a swim. Had reception, I got bit bladdered, went back to room and seemingly we did it again - not that I remember much though - oops!!!

    You didn't shower afterwards, before going in the sea?
    What about the environment?
    Girls are gonna love the way I toss my hair. Boys are gonna hate the way I seem.

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  • gillette147
    gillette147 Posts: 13,296 Forumite
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    londonman81 wrote:
    Oh yeah I forgot - for people with no life this would be a top priority question.

    Excuse me for being a derrrr.....

    ALL the posts on here are pointless my friend.
    Why are you having a go at this person's one in particular?

    In fact, the serious ones about Iraq etc are the most pointless. George Bush doesn't come in here.

    Live and let live.
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  • gillette147
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    Gingham_Ribbon wrote:
    I hardly know anyone who managed to consumate their marriage on their wedding night. I was 8 weeks pregnant, spent the night being sick and was taken to hospital 2 days later with hyperemesis.

    So much for a honeymoon!

    Was still the best day of my life up to that point though! I had a wonderful day.


    See gr,
    it was those dodgy vows you used.
    You angered god with your down-to-earthness.
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  • gillette147
    gillette147 Posts: 13,296 Forumite
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    wigginsmum wrote:
    No we didn't. By the time I'd drunk myself sober, got rid of family and friends and transvestite maids, it was 6am and it was the last thing on our minds.


    Did you marry Dr. Frank-N-Furter?
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  • Agutka
    Agutka Posts: 2,376 Forumite
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    We did it. Although it was technically the next morning, getting light by the time I dragged him away from the party and we had to get up early for beach photo session. And btw, doing it on rose petals, not as romantic as you'd think. They don't survive the experience.
    :wall:
  • abbecer
    abbecer Posts: 2,177 Forumite
    We got back to our reception and slipped away up to our room. Did the deed in full wedding attire, dress, knee length satin boots etc. Rejoined the party with big smiles i can tell you.

    Rebecca x
  • Emmy
    Emmy Posts: 1,929 Forumite
    Well, not at night but we did after the ceremony in the afternoon :D
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